Coca-Cola Cowboy

A cuck or incel that projects a 'better than you' aspect into any arguement, when regarding a specific niche, hobby, job, etc. This person often time has surface level experience or years of surface level experience to feed the narcissism.

You aint as bright as you think...you're just a Coca-Cola Cowboy that thinks he know it all!

by anonymous June 26, 2024

cowboy donut

A slang term for fried cow vagina. A specialty meat consumed primarily in the American southwest.

Hell yeah, Hank, come on down! We just got back from the butcher and we're fryin' up some cowboy donuts!

by Megamickel June 29, 2019

cowboy nap

Where a cowboy lays down on his back, puts his hat over his face and whatever happens, happens.

How about we have a cowboy nap, just us eight?

by cowboynapbandit October 29, 2017

Cowboy Shocker

When you grab your balls and stick your thumb in your butt.

Shelly loves giving her man a cowboy shocker!!!

by Cowboy Shocker December 24, 2019

10 day cowboy

Where a city boy dresses up as a cowboy for the 10 days of Cheyenne Frontier Days, but after it's all over they relentlessly bully all the real cowboys.

Hey there's a 10 day cowboy over there

by Yeahboycowboy July 25, 2019

cowboy thong

When a man wears those mega baggy boxer underwear under some jeans… where are we putting all that fabric?! It’s definitely venturing up there!

That man wears baggy boxers with skinny jeans! He’s got that cowboy thong goin on!

by Snoft666 November 29, 2023

cowboy stop

when driving country roads late at night and approaching a four way intersection, instead of stopping, you turn your headlights off to see if headlights are coming from the other directions: no lights means green lights.

While evading the laws, I cowboy stopped at two intersections going 85mph.

by pfoggy March 17, 2022