Ghetto Christmas

When you ask for a HULK action figure and get a used Ken doll, painted green.

Where's the karate chop action on this piece of shit? Fuck, this is such a Ghetto Christmas

by Acid^Rogue October 12, 2003

dorky Christmas

Another word of a hand job.

"hey would you like to go back to my place and I give you a dorky Christmas?"

by Thomas Sister June 24, 2022

spooky jim christmas

Everyone's spirit animal , including josh duns . spooky Jim Christmas is spooky Jim around Christmas

Human 1# hey do you know if spooky jim Christmas has posted anything on twitter ?

Human 2# yeah......he kicked Tyler out of the band ...... again 😂

by spookyjimchristmasworshiper February 13, 2017

Post Christmas Depression

It's when you're sad because Christmas has passed, and you know that you're going to have to wait almost a year before the next time you get free stuff other than your birthday.

Bro 1: "You don't look so hot, are you okay?"
Bro 2: "Yeah, just post Christmas depression is all."
Bro 1: "Oh yeah, now that you've reminded me, I'm also suffering from PCD..."

by Clemens Hemmingway December 5, 2010

a christmas story

Best, most badass Christmas movie ever made. Played over and over and over during the holidays. Characters include Ralphie, his retarded whining brother, his old man, and flakey mother. Known by a lot of people as, "the movie with the kid in the pink bunny suit" or "the movie with the leg lamp" (which is painfully obvious that ralphie wacks off to)

Ralphie: I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

ex. 1
"hey, what do you say we watch 'A Christmas Story' for the 535 time!"

ex. 2
"Want to watch Frost the Snowman?"
"That movie is for fucking panzies, lets watch a Christmas Story"

by Seinfeld March 11, 2006

not gonna be a Christmas

An expression that expresses the seriousness of a situation and a potential terrible result if a remedy is not found. Reference to children's Christmas specials where the plot centers around saving Christmas.

'If I don't find the bathroom soon, there's not gonna be a Christmas'

by olsongt August 14, 2008

allston christmas

Allston Christmas is September 1st in Boston. Massachusetts, USA. With the hundreds of thousands of college students that move into, out of, and across Boston on September 1st, there is a great deal of furniture and other household items that are either left temporarily or discarded on the sidewalks of Allston, Brighton, Mission Hill, The Fenway, Cambridge, Brookline, and other student-rich sections of the Boston area. Allston 'Christmas' refers to the bounty of "new" stuff that one can easily acquire free of cost simply by walking down to the sidewalk and running off with it back into your own apartment. Much of the items that are left on the sidewalk are free to take because people can't fit them into their new apartment or don't have enough space in the truck to move them. However, many of the items are simply left on the sidewalk temporarily and are rummaged (read: 'stolen') by the neighbors in the chaos that is the city of Boston on Septemer 1st.

I got a new microwave for Allston Christmas -- it was free and delivered right to my door! I love moving day!

OR

I need a new table, but I don't have any money. Good thing Allston Christmas is coming up. Five-finger discounts for the win!

by JohnJohnGoose April 28, 2008