Funnel Chair

A chair that has been modified with a funnel in the seat and a hose.Thus making it a toilet with a persons mouth on the end of the hose.The person sitting on the funnel chair then proceeds to urinate and defaecate into funnel and down the hose into the other persons mouth.

I just saw a video called Funnel Chair where this dude sat under this chair and ate some girls piss and shit

by Nibiru33 March 10, 2010

chair dancing

v. To dance in a chair (Normally a computer chair, but doesn't have to be.) while sitting. Sometimes done when listening to a cellcert, when bursting out into song (randomly or otherwise) or just because you feel like it

Angel bursted out singing "Oops I did it again" and she started chair dancing.

by hickschicks2010 July 23, 2008

ball and chain

someone or something that's keeping you from doing what you really want to do.

Also, Sublime and Social Distortion both have songs by the title "Ball and Chain," though the songs are different from eachother.

Take away this ball and chain

by KBach February 6, 2008

Canada's Chair

USA , United States of America. In reference to the USA being smaller in size and being located below Canada geographically.

Canada's Chair seems to be the most popular response to America's Hat. Another version is Canada's Diaper or Canada's Bottom Bitch.

by stilleavy April 14, 2010

Chair Leg

The suprise of inserting a finger in a mans ass whilst giving him a blow job

that felt like a chair leg up my ass

by Pond February 2, 2007

dating down the food chain

Dating less and less desirable men or women as one ages.

Ever since I turned thirty, all I'm doing is dating down the food chain.

by Cori777 December 29, 2007

chair yo' ass

An imperitive statement giving someone directions to sit down.

Chair yo' ass because we are about to have a long conversation on stem cell research.

by GQ December 3, 2003