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Belgium Layer Cake  

The act of putting a layer cake between you and a girl and fucking all the layers including her snatch.
Stacy complained all week after I gave her a Belgium Layer Cake because there was cake stuck in her twat.
A legendary man with wild eyes and a cake on his head. Upon seeing him he will deny his presence and give away cake.
Person: Hey its cakeman!!!

Cakeman: CAKEMAN DOESNT EXIST! Here eat this cake.
Cakeman by Agent Mango November 7, 2005

funnel cake 

A pussy that has been creampied so much that it looks like the sugar coating on a funnel cake hence the name.
Toni: "You ok?"
Olivia: "Hell No! I was just funnel caked!"
Toni: "OH DAMN! better clean that out."
funnel cake by SExyjesusSLA June 4, 2010

Cake Incident 

The Cake Incident is when a poisonous cake was brought to East Cobb Middle School in East Cobb County (duh), Georgia. The reason is, two girls were pretty bored and there is nothing funner than baking a cake containing play-doh, medicine, and such in it. Oh, and bleach. Suprisingly enough, some kids who the girls offered the cake to got sick. This gave ECMS some airtime on CNN and it became the weirdest school in the world.
"Hey, Home D! I heard the cake girl from the ECMS Cake Incident goes to Dodgen now! HAH!"
Cake Incident by Bo 92B August 3, 2006

Douche Cake 

One that is such a douche that if you put cake mix, eggs and batter, and mixed them together. Added a little douche, put it in the oven for 35 minutes. that person would come out of the oven.
Douche Cake by Sean Wynne February 28, 2005

pwned cake 

1. Much like pwned but a whole cake of pwnage.
2. A term used to to declare one's superior skills. Most widely used on the internet.
3. When pwned simply isn't enough.
you want a slice of some pwned cake?
pwned cake by Gullible December 4, 2003