Soggy bottom

When a construction worker with a Humongous Ass is working in high heat and bends over and His Ass Crack is showing and his Underpants and Pants are soaked

Hey Houston look at that Fat Surveyor bending over, He's Got Soggy Bottom

by Big Dog Drake September 6, 2018

glass bottom boat

To place plastic wrap on someone's face and then proceed to defocate on it.

I gave her a glass bottom boat ride.

by The kush October 22, 2008

bottoms

When you go to a party with an Empty pop bottle and get everyones skunk piss/bottom of drinks.

Person 1: I call bottoms
Party: Man thats sick as fuck.
Person 1: but it gets you balls deep in drunkness.

by whty February 9, 2008

bottom gravy

Not too sure but I think it means crap.

Opposite of top drawer or top bananas.

I would rather eat my own eyes than visit this site.... It really is complete bottom gravy.

by chris mccarthy June 20, 2006

Bottom Drawer

When you owe a friend money for reasons such as drugs, alcohol, rides, etc....
Then you pay back with an old designer clothing or electronics that you threw in your bottom drawer.

Friend with job:"Yo where's that money bro?"

Friend without job:"Fuck don't have it, can I interest you in a bottom drawer item?"

by RubJackson February 28, 2014

cougar bottom jeans

A form fitting pair of jeans that woman over 40 wear to show off their shape when they go out on the prowl

Cougar 1: Now that your divorce is final you should go to this club with me to get back in the dating game.
Cougar 2: Yeah, but I was married for so long that I don't have anything to wear.

Cougar 1: We are both the same size, I have these great pair of Cougar Bottom Jeans you can wear. When I wear them the young guys can't keep their hands off me.
Cougar 2: Well then go get them and I will try to get a baby sitter.

by damondolla February 22, 2010

buttmunch

1: A person who is very annoying or mean.
2: A person that always messes things up.

Dude, he's a buttmunch!

by Beas T. Lee June 13, 2008