Brad

That random pedo that is always around but no one really cares

Oh look there’s brad

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020

Brad

A Brad is the classic wannabe-Chad fuckboy.

A B-stringer who can't score many girls, and if he does he's settling big time compared to what he was aiming for.

He doesn't care about the girls he's with, and basically just straight up lies to them to try and get in their pants or get them plastered to make them (in his mind) "easier."

"A Brad is someone I'd punch if a girl wanted me to."

by AH73 July 21, 2020

brad mondo would never

A term used to express one's exasperation in response to a bad hairstyling video.
Typically always something that the hair god, Brad Mondo, has warned humanity against, but was done regardless and more often than not resulting in disaster.
I.e. bleaching roots of your hair first, or using colour to lift colour.
HAIR COLOUR DOES NOT LIFT HAIR COLOUR, PEOPLE.

Ugh, can't believe the stylist in this video bleached that poor girl's roots first. Brad Mondo would NEVER.

by Blossomtea August 6, 2020

Brad

A FUCKING FUCKTARD WHO IS A BITCH ASS. EATS COCK 24/7 AND LOVES IT. FAVORITE ACTIVITY IS TO FUCK YOUR DAY UP. BTW HE HAS CLOSE TO NO DICK

THAT GUY HAS A BRAD PENIS.

by BBYVAISH May 5, 2020

Braden

braden is a simp

person 1: remember braden?
person 2: the simp? yeah!

by mercyy May 14, 2020

Brad Jones

IT’S MR MVP, SIMP. Brad jones is usually simping over other girls. some would say he’s more whipped than whipped cream

Oh look at that guy over there, simping for that chick, such a Brad Jones

by Really Cool Pen15 Guy June 10, 2020

brad

fat fat fat fat fat fat fatf atf atfatafat doesnt know when he is in the wrong very dumb does not think could be gay to pussy to tell

p2 : brad is fat and possible gay
p1: yeah lol i am gearge ooga booga

by johnsmith443 August 25, 2020