boob blind

Being so in love with large boobs you've lost realization with just how big Karges boobs already are

Amber, being your friend may have cause me to be boob blind but I think your 36DDD could be just a little bit bigger

by The boob lover December 29, 2016

Blind-eyed Susan

A person who recently received lasix surgery.

Man, Joey sure is a blind-eyed Susan, kid can’t see shit... for now.

by The guy with the words August 14, 2018

blind phobic

To disrespect the blind, discriminatory language against the blind.

"Ima punch u, consent or not!!"
"Stop!! Thats blind phobic!"
-Val and Ash 11th april 2023 3:18pm.

by Ser3nn April 11, 2023

blind-eye Jackson

Verb. To needlessly ask questions while at the same time unable to absorb or understand the answers.

"Why is it that whenever there is a problem, he blind-eye Jacksons me until I have to solve it myself?"
"Will you stop blind-eye Jacksoning me and just listen!?!"
"I tried to tell him how to fix his computer, but he blind-eye Jacksoned so much yesterday that I just got frustrated and hung up."

by Tom, the podiatrist August 23, 2019

Bathroom blindness

The temporary blindness you get when entering the bathroom after you've just woken up

"I knocked down the soap in a fit of bathroom blindness"

by fatttt December 10, 2016

Blind Contrarian

A person who disagrees with any ideas or beliefs that are brought up, or takes the opposite stance, purely for the sake of creating disagreement or causing irritation to the listener.

Person 1: I think abortion should remain legalized

The blind contrarian: no, it should be illegal in all forms. It's about the sanctity of life

Person 2: thats a good point, we should definitely restrict abortions as much as possible.

The blind contrarian: I don't know about that, I could see cases where abortion access is very important

Person 1 to Person 2: quit wasting your time. He is a blind contrarian, he will just keep wasting your time by blindly disagreeing with everything you say, even if it means holding contradictory beliefs.

by pwnagephake April 9, 2022

love blind

Love blindness is an emotional version of color blindness where a person interprets red flags as giant green just-fucking-go-for-it flags.

The term love blind was coined by Keeley Jones, one of those "they" that name stuff.

Keely proposed that she and Rebecca were perhaps love blind for ignoring so many red flags in previous relationships.

by SpockAwesome April 26, 2023