beatle kiss

when the pee-hole of two penises make-out with each other. two (or more) men rub the head of their penises. similar to sword fighting, except not really fighting.

"Hey Cleveland, want to beatle kiss? Sure Dave, let's just pull out our dicks!"

by z33bs January 13, 2009

beached whale

a scandalous online newspaper made by some amazingly genious girls

Did you read about *** getting shafted by **** in The Beached Whale today??

by Tabatha November 5, 2003

beached whale

when on a beach (preferred, but may also partake away from the beach)when a woman is on her knees and forearms and her hands are in the praying position, and the guy kneels behind and proceeds to stick his wang into her anal orphace until he gets sand (or excrement)on his member, therefore being (beached)

michelle cheated on tyler when she gave EJ a beached whale, which caused him to always look guilty.

by andyland June 19, 2004

beathemeat

It's literally in the fucking name. So do it.

Imma go home and beathemeat.

by NIGIGIGIIGIGIGIA February 1, 2018

BathedinInsanity

Insane bishie boy who wuvvles all the women, and some of 'da men ;)

"Hey, there goes that sexy BathedinInsanity!"

"Oh load's...Celes is missing...where's BathedinInsanity?!"

by Jay Wise June 27, 2003

Beached Whale

My Best Mate Charlotte.Amy.Wilmore

Shup You Beached Whale

by Liight October 28, 2008

beashed

an adjective to describe the exhausted feeling of being beat and bushed at the same time

I have worked 40 hours straight, I am beashed.

by JenandDave February 3, 2010