Go fuck yourself before you knock yourself

Stand down or you will be slapped.

Yo bro go fuck yourself before you knock yourself

by Vatu April 1, 2021

Maceing yourself

The act of doing something bad to yourself to gain sympathy. Named after Nancy Mace who graffitied her own driveway to gain votes

Stop Maceing yourself

by Drprim June 2, 2021

Gogurt yourself

When you ejaculate into your hand and slurp it from hand to your mouth then spit out onto your chin

Garrett N. Why did you gogurt yourself on tiktok ?

by Dumpsterbitch May 21, 2021

go markus yourself

Never update your PC/phone's software ever again. Similar to "go f*ck yourself".

Steve: The emoji's in iOS 14 are terrible!
Andy: Go markus yourself

by LousyPotato May 29, 2021

I will shit yourself

To shit in the garments of another human being, usually while they're wearing them.

Guy 1: And that's checkmate! Good game!
Guy 2: I will shit yourself.
Guy 1: ...what?

by keyboard8 August 19, 2024

plug yourself in

The act of placing your penis in your own asshole (fucking yourself). Office friendly way to say, "go fuck yourself!"

Travis, Bill, Aaron and Brad were being total asshats today at work, so I told each one to "plug yourself in!"

by SuperPower1 November 1, 2024

Kill yourself

What you should done/should've done/doing/trying for your entire life.

You should kill yourself

by Professional Etymologist November 26, 2024