unable-to-text-back syndrome

Being a bloke I have to say this is actually what GIRLS do. They feel the need to play "hard to get" and therefore don't text back, though usually it'll be after a couple of texts so it doesn't look too obvious.

Me: I was texting Becca earlier
My Mate: Cool, how'd it go?
Me: Ok for about half an hour, then she turned on the old unable-to-text-back syndrome
My Mate: Tut, of course...

by noisecat June 6, 2005

Banging her back out

Stereotypically, HARD, rough sex with a black female that has a big butt. Sex style MUST be DOGGY STYLE, not anal. The butt only comes into play as cushion because you will thrust so hard. The main goal is to get her as loud as possible, whilst providing pleasure for both parties.

Load moans were heard from my room by all because I was banging her back out.

by JR312 September 20, 2005

Back Seat Driver

That annoying person who sits in the back of the car, pointing out every flaw in your driving and telling you how to drive.

Joe: You just passed Sesame Street, dumbass and maybe next time you should drive slower.
Jane: Stop being a bitchy back seat driver.

by kiarafan April 26, 2010

If it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back.

A cautionary guide to the water of Springfield USA wherein residents such as the Simpson family reside.

Billy Corgan: Hey, Homer, looks like our next stop is your hometown, Springfield.
D'Arcy: Is it true that we have to bring our own water?
Homer: We got a little rule back home: if it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back.

by -DF- May 6, 2009

Back door sluts 9

It is the single most vile twisted dark piece of porn ever made.

Back door sluts 9 makes crotch capers 3 look like naughty nurses 2

by Calgore71 February 28, 2007

Smash your back doors in

To bang someones back passage with either a penis , cucumber or rolling pin!

Hmmm Smash your back doors in - Do we really need an example?? I have pictures if that would be more useful?

by Steffithebackdoorsmasher June 18, 2011

Back Pocket Girl

A girl that you keep around for company when your bored or loney and in-between girlfriends. Also called a surrogate girlfriend.

John: Hey who was that you were on a date with last night? I thought you and Marie were together?

Michael: Nah man...she's just my back pocket girl till I find someone I wanna settle down with.

by hollypete September 7, 2009