Alaskan zipper lock

When your fucking a girl in their pussy hole and your going to pull out to cum in her as but you miss, jizzing between her as cheeks and freezing it below 0 degrees

Bro 1: It was getting all hot and heavy with my girl and I accidentally did the Alaskan zipper lock.

Bro 2: DAMN FAM YOU DUMB AS HELL HOW DID YOU MISS?!?!

by THAT ONE CUM DUMPSTER October 2, 2016

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Alaskan Slip ‘n’ Slide

The act of glazing five or more people at once with semen, then proceeding to line them up in a row, naked, laying down shoulder to shoulder. The perpetrator now slides belly-first down the slick aisle of cum-slathered torsos.

That rager was lit, I hear Tony pulled an Alaskan Slip ‘n’ Slide off with some freshman girls.

by SpeedyKitten March 5, 2019

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Alasane

The baddest bitch to ever live.

Periodt 🤠

Bro is that Alasane damnnnn

by Lmaosksksksks November 5, 2019

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Alaskan Pipeline

When a girl shits in a condom, freezes it and uses it as a dildo the next day.

Wanna see my Alaskan Pipeline?
No thanks

by AlphaRule21 October 30, 2020

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Alaskan Ice fishing

When you put Swedish Fish in a girls vagina and use a string to get them out.

I can’t wait to go Alaskan ice fishing tonight!

by The dildo king February 22, 2021

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Alaskan Firedragon

There are many different ways to complete the firedragon, usually involving either hot sauce, fire, or cum pouring out a person’s nose.

The most popular forms incLUBE… I mean include:

1. Ejaculating into one’s moth, then holding their mouth shut while you tickle them so that the seman shoots out of their nose, resembling the white snowy fire of a firedragon in Alaska.

2. Pouring hot sauce down one’s vagina, with your genitals in their mouth, causing them to unleash a powerful dragon-like roar, causing the seman in their mouth to launch all over the place.

1. I gave Cindy an Alaskan firedragon last night, her nose is bleeding now.

2. When Rebecca was giving me a good ol’ blowjob last night, she didn’t expect me to pour hot sauce down her vagina, she then slapped me for giving her the Alaskan firedragon without telling her.

by NOT Nikolas I PROMISE March 24, 2022

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