Getting Asian

Verb. When you get so high that your eyes start to squint like an asian. (Originated in Keller, Texas)

“Bro that last puff has me getting asian, I can barely even see.”

by EvonHuddler September 17, 2017

Asian Soup

When an Asian is fucking a transgendered and then realises that he just cummed in a guys butt but comes to reality and starts to eat out the guys butthole later realising it was alphabet soup and the letters spelt STD

Yoooo did you hear Braden get the Asian soup! He is so yellow now!

by Peterthefrogislol September 20, 2017

Asian Gabe

Fat, in sixth grade, very nice, haircut every week, glasses, asian, and says lol in real life.

I wish I was Asian Gabe.

by Toastyyoshi October 28, 2017

Asian five

The subjects which Asians stereotypically do at A-level. In the UK this means Maths, Further Maths, Biology, Chemistry and Physics.

I want to be a doctor when I get older. I'm studying the Asian five.

by jonny_mcgoldsteyn November 12, 2017

asian steak

Code name for Doggystyle.

Man, I was so horny at the restaurant I had to tell her I wanted an Asian Steak.

by y0ung_dagg3rd1ck November 19, 2017

asian tree trunk

When you take a bundle of chop sticks and shove it someones anus

My homie owed me ten bucks and didn't repay me, so i gave him a asian tree trunk

by EpicconV April 22, 2018

Getting Asian

When you get so high you squint your eyes and look Asian.

Yo man, that weed you gave me got me so high, I was getting asian and was squinting my eyes!

by HIVMonkey December 28, 2017