Holy fuck this dude knows how to party. Whether it’s mucking barn or suckin titty, this guy gets chicks. And nose beers?? C’MON BABY!! Invented em.
Holy fuck that shop vac looks like AP. Looked about 6’5”. Schneefing drywall all day. THE FUTTIN MAN
by Mintychockybicky November 23, 2021

A person who is so stupid that any attempt to get them to understand common sense and/or decent human behavior is all but futile, and is as if you are talking to an actual ape. Almost always used in an aggressive or hostile way.
"Cassandra will fall in love with me one day, I know it for sure!"
"You've been saying that for over a year and she's made it very clear that she wants nothing to do with you. Get a grip, you fucking ape"
"You've been saying that for over a year and she's made it very clear that she wants nothing to do with you. Get a grip, you fucking ape"
by TrueHylian July 3, 2021

by Objective-Reason Daddy September 22, 2023

by Big daddy ap October 7, 2021

The act of pouring hot wax on your girlfriends vagina while jumping up-and-down on the bed slinging feces at her
My scalded girl went ape shit and asked for more hot wax. She loves a scalded ape more than a Kentucky Klondike Bar
by HandRaper January 19, 2024
