A sexual act in which you ejaculate in a womans left or right eye causing her to cover her eye with her hand, Follow this up with a swift kick to her shin sit back and watch her limp like a pirate. A punch to her stomach to make her groan is optional.
by DaveEY January 21, 2007
Get the Angry Piratemug. Next time this chick is giving you a blowjob, take her ears, right before you cum and shove your dick down her throat and then it'll come out of her nose .. just like an Angry Dragon.
by Devan56 December 16, 2008
Get the Angry Dragon mug. Someone that threatens to pull over the car, your friend that has coal up his ass, someone who attempts to stop the pancreas wars.
by Grim-Ace February 15, 2003
Get the angry dadmug. by Your alcoholic father. April 3, 2010
Get the Angry Pedobearmug. While having anal sex with a partner you deposit a piece of your fecal matter (resembling a cigar) into the mouth of partner and attempt to light it.
by Mike Oxshuge October 6, 2006
Get the angry castomug. it is when your qirl cuts your penis off and sticks it on her head, then proceeds to penetrate your asshole rouqhly.
by Smeat McBobby December 2, 2009
Get the angry unicornmug. A sexual maneuver originating in France but quickly gaining in popularity in America.
This tactic is deployed during doggy style sex, either vaginal or anal and was created to increase the sexual pleasure of the male participant. Just prior to the thrusting male's orgasm, he deftly reaches back and craps in his own hand. Upon achieving his own glorious climax, he quickly and robustly grabs the hair of his unsuspecting lover and jerks her head back toward him. This strategem serves to both cut the distance to her face and mildly injure her neck. He then smashes the steaming pile of poo into one the eyes of his now-whiplashed lover. When applied forcefully and accurately, the resultant turd to the eye bears a respectable resemblance to the mask worn by the disfigured phantom in the popular musical, Phantom of the Opera.
This tactic is deployed during doggy style sex, either vaginal or anal and was created to increase the sexual pleasure of the male participant. Just prior to the thrusting male's orgasm, he deftly reaches back and craps in his own hand. Upon achieving his own glorious climax, he quickly and robustly grabs the hair of his unsuspecting lover and jerks her head back toward him. This strategem serves to both cut the distance to her face and mildly injure her neck. He then smashes the steaming pile of poo into one the eyes of his now-whiplashed lover. When applied forcefully and accurately, the resultant turd to the eye bears a respectable resemblance to the mask worn by the disfigured phantom in the popular musical, Phantom of the Opera.
by Stephen Shake Spear December 9, 2008
Get the angry phantommug.