hipster egg

more commonly known as a ruaidhri
drinks german, swedish beer and swears in braille.
is more commonly found playing black ops screamiong at the people who have killed him for being

annoying

that guys such a hipster egg, screaming at his tv like a child

by coontz March 30, 2016

Egg Timer

Someone who talks for a rather long discriminate amount of time when a conversation is started, no matter how.

Angela is an absolute egg timer. Can't just have a minute conversation with that woman.

by Conversation Bot v1.2 April 14, 2022

Egg Fetish

Term describing nerds who enjoy homework

Damn does Billy have an egg fetish

by Seniór Logical May 24, 2019

Goose egg

A Goose egg is when a guy squeezes his nut to look like a goose egg

"Hey Gary check out my Goose egg"

by Goose guy64920 February 1, 2021

Parakeet egg

An egg that a parakeet lays duh

That parakeet egg tasted like shit

by FlabbyPancakeSause January 22, 2023

tube egg

A possibly mythical pre-cooked and packaged cylindrical boiled egg. Allegedly available in supermarkets in Asia specifically Japan although never actually spotted in the wild during multiple trips.

Highly sought-after and coveted by my workmate Kevin. The man will never give up hope of finding some.

Can also be used as slang for wanking (see example).

"I'll just have to make my own tube eggs" - Kevin at work

by Freggio April 20, 2018

Meth Egg

When you over boil an egg and it's melting and producing hydrogen sulfide

Hey I need help, I accidentally made meth eggs

by Sammy1857 May 19, 2018