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Alexis Texas

When someone (typically a woman) in their peak, in terms of beauty, holds out on dating and/or sex with another person until they're significantly less desirable.
Example 1: Really dude? She had you in the friendzone for 10 years and now she's giving you a shot now that she's older, fatter, and got wrinkles? Don't let her Alexis Texas you.

Example 2: That girl never looked your way when she was 20 years old. Now 15 years later, here you are getting Alexis Texased.
by Super Wasian November 6, 2023
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Alexising

to downplay suffering, only resulting in more unnecessary suffering.
Stop alexising, Johnny! I see your leg bleeding out and we need to go to the hospital ASAP.
by sarz3 December 18, 2023
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alexston

omg he’s so alexston
by Anonymous 600,092 December 29, 2023
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Alexis

Alexis lets you call her "Lexi" if you are friends. Once you are her friend, she will never leave you. She has the greatest sense of humor of all time. She's a grounding presence and she loves Jesus. She never judges anyone. She will beat up a boy for you if you've been wronged. She'll drive all night to get to you if you're having a rough week. Lexi is artistic and has some cool tattoos. She is going to learn Spanish and travel the whole world one day. If you are looking to date her, good luck, because she knows her worth and will not settle. She once dissected a stuffed animal dog in order to be able to easily chop off its head. She is best friends with Rebekah. She also believes macaroni and cheese is made by wolves. She is absolutely gorgeous, but she doesn't know it.
A: Hey, did Lexi really come all this way to see you?
B: Yeah, she is the most loyal bestie of all time. I told her my race wasn't that big a deal but she insisted on driving down.

Lexi is the most foine human being of all time. She is a literal studmuffin. She is a 2000/10. She is drop dead gorgeous.

A: Yo, who is that?
B: That is Alexis, don't even think about it bro, she is way outta your league.
by UrMomLuvsU January 11, 2024
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Alexyz

That stoner whore who everyone says they don't like but they do
Will fuck your boyfriend if mad at you
God Alexyz is so cool
God damnit Alezyx fucked my boyfriend again
by 420smkerr January 11, 2024
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Alexis

Alexis is a crazy strange but amazing person to be around. While they'll probably get something done to they're hair and then regret it looking back they're still a style icon. Alexis's make such great friends with they're crazy kind of humor. While Alexis has a lot of friends they always hang around and support their best friend. A sporty girl with a girly side loving skincare. Let's be honest all Alexis's give Virgo energy.
by Omg I made a definition February 2, 2024
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Alexes

Alexes is the most trusting and loving person you’ll ever meet. She’s kind, sweet, understanding, she’s that type of friend who’s there by you side no matter what. Shes rarely ever mean unless it’s in a silly way. Once you get to know Alexes and start to get comfortable she will be the funniest person you’ll know. If you know and or like an Alexes make sure to treat her the best because she deserves the world.

Love you Alexes! -ARC
“Alexes? Yeah that’s my bestfriend! I love her so much, she’s my favorite person ever.”
by Doooooooookiiieeeeee November 19, 2023
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