Alabama

A paradise were you can fuck your cousin or sister.

I just been to Alabama and I had the time with my sister. Meaning I fucked her right in the anal like my cousin.

by christiandefinitions February 9, 2019

Alabama souffle

The not-so-distant cousin of the Alabama Hotpocket in which you fart into your partner's vagina.

I was gonna give her an Alabama hotpocket but I had Mexican food the night before so all I could manage was an Alabama souffle

by ScottSpork November 11, 2010

Alabama Pony Tail

The act of shaving ones public hair, stuffing the hair in someone else's mouth, and duct taping their mouth shut.

Peter gave Ron an alabama pony tail.

by jps123456 November 15, 2011

alabama backhand

When a male wraps a belt around his neck, lifts his right leg up, puts his right arm under his leg and on his dick and starts jerking off while choking himself. (May need a spotter)

Masturbation jerking off alabama backhand

by hollaatchaboi69 June 20, 2011

Alabama Hot Pocket

the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)

Henry tries, Marge, but when he gives me an Alabama Hot Pocket it feels more like a science than an art. There's just no passion.

by 约翰尼 July 27, 2016

alaea

Alaea is a pretty chocolate girl that love to get stuff started. Alaea has a sweet heart and defends her friends&family. She's a very athletic girl she runs fast can do flips and the splits. She has musically and dances on there to, one of here friends is her dancing buddy in school. Alaea is hard on the outside but soft on then inside.

Alaea is pretty.

by Laea12 January 25, 2018

Alabama Drip Dry

When you have spontaneous, quickie sex with a family member at a family gathering and to avoid getting caught neither individual cleans up their genitals of semen and juices and lets things drip and dry on their own.

Cousin Sammy was all over my cock behind the barn so she hiked her skirt and with a couple of pumps I nutted her fill. Uncle Carl was coming round the back so we had to do the Alabama Drip Dry. Sammy whisper in my ear at dinner she was oozing in her panty gusset.

by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018