asian fucker

A smart ass asian that likes to piss everyone off because he thinks he is the only one with a brain

asian fucker: I know 7 digits of Pi !
everyone: Shut the hell up!

by LuckyPatcher November 1, 2017

asian tom

Give him head!/He eats the pussy!

hey give him an Asian tom!

by xena! November 3, 2009

Asian Roller

Def. 1 - a drink at 7/11

Def. 2 - To have sex with a big fat Asian woman.

"dude last night i had an asian roller with ching chongs sister!"

by eric stine October 23, 2008

asian grandma

A crazy bitch who likes to pretend that she is innocent. She is unsanitary and gross. She is not like your typical loving grandma because she cannot cook. In fact, you fear her cooking. Who knows if the meat is even cooked through. All asian grandmothers have the same ear length hair that is somewhat curly. All asian grandmas have the same fashion (ugly prints, floral patterns, etc)

Oh crap. My asian grandma cooked chicken. Well, time for food poisoning

by ColumbiaIsFarTooFuckingClose February 17, 2015

asian andy

Crybaby fat kid who scams for twitch money and cries whenever the smallest inconvience occurs. once cried over a drone. once cried over hookers. once cried after getting his ass beat by burger. absolute beta cuck. disgrace

"hey you heard about the kid who cried in lunch after getting nut tapped?" hes such an asian andy!

by aaaaaaAnderson December 8, 2018

asian mcdonalds

A pet store...

For people of any other ethnicity, a pet store is a pet store. For asians, it is a fast food joint.

The white man goes to McDonalds to eat cow meat. The asian man goes to Asian McDonalds to eat dog or cat meat.

by Joey Pitchfork July 31, 2006

cutty asian

An asian who will not disclose their asian ethnic background; usually afraid of embarrasment. They try to hide their asian-ness by hanging with white kids.

"So, what type of asian are you Jason?"

"Uh...I'm a cutty asian"

"What?!"

"I don't wanna talk about it."

by jason pirolo September 2, 2008