A procedure in which people imitate a guitar - playing situation (with no actual guitar) to a popular song which makes them look retarded beyond all recognition. usually most common with guys who are into metal/rock music and have no friends.
by Javvino October 10, 2014
The act of airing out your day-old clothes when you don't have a change of clothes handy. Often occurs after getting drunk at happy hour and crashing at someone else's pad on a work night. Can also occur due to poor laundry supply management skills (i.e. running out of clean clothes because you're too lazy to do a wash). Especially applies to underwear. Not nearly as effective as water, but yet gives a hint of cleanliness, albeit only for a few seconds.
Jimmy and I got so shitfaced at happy hour last night that I had to crash at his place around the corner. I didn't have time to drive home, so I had to do an air wash this morning.
by TheGoocher April 29, 2010
Example 1:
Susan: "Did you hear what happened to Richie?"
Mark: "No what happened?"
Susan: "The moron left his iPod touch 32 Gigs on the airplane and didnt realize it till he got home."
Mark: "Damn sounds like he got Air Taxed."
Example 2:
Susan: "Fuck!!!!!!!"
Mark: "Whats wrong?"
Susan: "I forgot my iPad and my Droid on the airplane!"
Mark: "Damn! super Air Taxed right there!"
Susan: "Did you hear what happened to Richie?"
Mark: "No what happened?"
Susan: "The moron left his iPod touch 32 Gigs on the airplane and didnt realize it till he got home."
Mark: "Damn sounds like he got Air Taxed."
Example 2:
Susan: "Fuck!!!!!!!"
Mark: "Whats wrong?"
Susan: "I forgot my iPad and my Droid on the airplane!"
Mark: "Damn! super Air Taxed right there!"
by Wanterito March 02, 2011
A cat that tolerates being picked up; usually also likes to get in high places, like book shelves, on top of kitchen cabinets, or in trees.
Jack thought Missy was an air cat until he tried to pick her up, and got his arm shredded for his trouble.
by anarcissie January 13, 2011
the air is being raided by the shit talk produced from the mouth
infects the air with bullshit
uncalled for and happens so quick
infects the air with bullshit
uncalled for and happens so quick
by man not hot November 04, 2017
1. The act of pretending to play the guitar using only hands and the surrounding air.
2. Masturbation.
2. Masturbation.
1. I can play some mad air guitar!
2. Kid 1: She totally didn't put out.
Kid 2: No worries, just go home and play some air guitar.
2. Kid 1: She totally didn't put out.
Kid 2: No worries, just go home and play some air guitar.
by Bobbbbbbby September 13, 2006
*one bathroom apartment*
Guy 1: "Dude I need to shit too, can I just Air Drop?"
Guy 2: "Come on in, bud! My thigh gap is pretty big!!"
Guy 1: "Dude I need to shit too, can I just Air Drop?"
Guy 2: "Come on in, bud! My thigh gap is pretty big!!"
by Tomness94 March 03, 2016