Bloody Brandon

when brandon calls people out for something and then does it himself no less than 5 seconds later.

brandon: don’t mute because when everybody mutes you all end up leaving

*brandon mutes, then end’s the call*

“bloody brandon.”💅✨

by nobnardxo September 8, 2018

Brandon Allan

If you ever meet a Brandon Allan (Insert last name here) you have been blessed by an angel. For they are the most noble, intelligent, selfless, humorous, honest, and loveable human beings you will ever meet in your existence. They are also great lovers, and know how to treat their significant other right. Putting them before themselves. If you ever meet on, never let him go. EVER. It would be the biggest mistake of your entire life.

Brandon Allan (Insert last name here) is such a sweetheart.

by Helena99101 August 17, 2017

brandon gaugh

He is a asshole. Sometimes kind, sometimes rude. He eats like a cow and loves to take huge shits.

Oh look at Brandon Gaugh over there... He's such an ass.

by loser1034 August 6, 2015

Jack And Brandon

Everyone’s fav gay duo.

Woah look at them jack and brandon

by I like crabs December 3, 2020

brandon hallahan

A specimen who likes to break the ice with a classic line of "WASSSSUPP." He is a man who thinks quite highly of himself, so high that he believes he is the hottest piece of ass in the room. He is what we call a "dumbass"

Brandon Hallahan:
"WASSSSUPP"
Everyone else:
"STFU Brandon, ol ugly ass boi"

by Wolfman02 September 1, 2020

Brandon Badcock

Is often a bot at fortnite and other video games.He is not that smart and is a bad person.

Brandon Badcock is a bot!

by Bill neye December 23, 2018

Brandon Bearer

Very flirtatious but absolute shit at getting the bitches. Has nuts that sag past his ankles, has to drag those fuckers around like hes walking a dog. Has a sister who just so happens to be a babe. And his dad has a juicy ass. Continues to crush on girls with the names Haylee and Mikayla but is so far unsuccessful.

Did you see that guy's nuts in that porno, he looked like Brandon Bearer.

by TommyTwoChromosomes69 December 20, 2017