Sleep Mouseing

Falling asleep in front of the computer while moving the mouse.

I was so tired my boss caught me sleep mouseing.

by bori5003 April 11, 2014

Mickey Mouse

The high furry that likes to eat children’s poop

Holy shit! Mickey Mouse has been stalking me

by Goats ‘n Goats October 4, 2018

Mickey Mouse Runaround

Someone kissing and making out with you from behind, but the front persons arms are up and shaped into ears.

He gave her the ol, Mickey Mouse runaround.

by anonymous June 2, 2025

book mouse

That cute little mouse friend from your local classy af book store you see while sipping drinks and enjoying time with your soul mate.

Fievel is the cutest book mouse in the whole world! ❤

by MattyWegs February 23, 2021

Painter's mouse

A painter's mouse is a common tool for painters with cats. It is a mouse that is released in the house to distract the cats whilst the painter works.

"My last painter's mouse was quite slow, I will need a faster one next time!"

by H.G. Rection March 22, 2025

Fucking Mickey Mouse

A term used by Foreigners (specifically Israelis) to express a person who is a Metoomtam bli sechel she mitlabesh cmo giveret ba leilot.

Secretary: “Why don’t you use Danny for the framing job.”

Amos Bouzaglo: “ Fuck that Mather Fucker he is a Fucking Mickey Mouse this guy I don’t want to see that kelev masriach in any of my job sites ha mizdayen ba tachat haze!”

by Azulay December 13, 2023

Mouse

A rodent somewhat smaller than a rat.

Whenever she was around, I would feel like the 4'11" guy in school or at work, almost like a mouse in church. Then when she would go away I would remember that she wasn't all powerful like God or the messiah, she might even be trying bully me.

by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021