by SaitoTW January 12, 2021

One of the vulgar ways of saying go fuck yourself, with the others of course being suck my dick and eat my ass, possible some others.
Some man that's an asshole: I fucked your wife last night.
Some man that's not an asshole: Eat my balls.
Some man that's not an asshole: Eat my balls.
by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022

Oliver's balls are sub-atomic, bitsy, bitty, infinitesimal, itty-bitty (or itsy-bitsy), little bitty, microminiature, microscopic (also microscopical), miniature, minuscule, minute, teensy, teensy-weensy, teeny, teeny-weeny, wee, weeny (also weensy). His penis is the size of a ant and his ego is the size of an elephant. He always talks about how big his penis is and how many bitches he has even when it isn't relevant. he also is Fat AF.
by deezerthe geezer May 24, 2022

The act of shitting so hard that some of the poop sticks to the back of your scrotum. This can lead to problems with your smell, and is not recommended.
Sorry I couldn't be there last night. My wife saw me balls pooping and wouldn't let me go out until I cleaned up. It ended up being a 3 hour ordeal...
by ballchungler43 April 29, 2021

by GlutBlast_Gangster1 September 3, 2016

Very small and always blue but never let you down, they will always give a full plentiful load of light yellow ejaculate
by anonymous February 2, 2024

attaching metal plates around your balls to apply pressure to them on a hot summers day, only to explode inside
by erohw June 10, 2020
