Cock Snot

Verb - Cock Snot: When a male or She-male (anyone with the ability to jizz themselves) sneezes to the extent that they literally blow a load into their pants, causing a regretful, nasty mess equal to that of a shart.

Present - Cock Snotting
Past - Cock Snotted
Future - Cock Snot

Kaine: Jesus Christ Logan did you hear what happened to Kevin in class today?
Logan: No...?
Kaine: That poor bastard cock snotted himself...
Logan: I'm so sorry to hear that.

by Fucking Ian. March 1, 2014

Cock callous

The buildup of the lining of the throat from repeated deep throating resulting in the thickening and desensations of the throat enabling no holes barred cock gobbling

Babs sure must have cock callouses

by Mattchew December 8, 2017

Hot blocking the cock

To blow your hot breathe on a cock before giving oral sex

"Before shawty sucked me up she was hot blocking the cock"

by YSN CODIENE January 27, 2021

Natty Cock

Like whiskey dick, natty cock is the straight opposite of horny.

Dude I have natty cock I can't even imagine getting with anyone tonight!

by Og washing Machine March 5, 2021

Rotating Cock

when your cock starts rotating and you start floating into the air like a fucking helicopter

OH GOD I HAVE A ROTATING COCK OH FUCK
(this person then flew up into the air and was never seen again)

by choco (real!) January 20, 2023

Cock Jell-O

When your cum comes out Jiggly and Elastic-like or as like a Gelatin substance

My cum looked like Jell-O so would it be Cock Jell-O

by Fuzzball April 23, 2021

cock paradox

When a man sends another man a dick pic on propose, but the second man screenshots it. Who is more gay? This is the “cock paradox”.

Guy 1: “You know what the cock paradox is?”
Guy 2: “No, what’s that?”
Guy 1: “It’s like Schrodinger‘s dick, you won’t know until the message is open.”

by Saxon101 June 14, 2020