Pulled an Albo

To mysteriously vanish from public view the moment a crisis erupts, only to resurface later with vague platitudes, scripted photo ops, and zero accountability. The hallmark of political stealth mode.

Example 1: "As soon as the scandal broke, the minister pulled an Albo - total ghosting until the ribbon-cutting ceremony."

Example 2: "Where's the PM during this mess? Mate, he's pulled an Albo again: MIA when it counts, back for the selfies."

by Elevating Joy❗️ December 17, 2025

Pulling a Nissan Hut

When an LLM confidently creates an elaborate false narrative and then repeatedly references it as though it's a cornerstone memory.

Claude was really pulling a Nissan Hut when it invented that whole story about Chris living in a car!

by realtimecrease December 18, 2025

Pulling a Reese

Someone who ditches his OG friend group to play Overwatch or Marvel Rivals with his other 50+ friends.

Pablo: Wait where did Reese go? I thought we were gonna play Roblox together

Isabelle: He said went to go play overwatch with his duo or whatever

Pablo: sigh* he’s pulling a Reese

by holybanana December 22, 2025

Pulling a Isabelle

Coming up with lame excuses as to not join the boys and play Ultimate Chicken Horse or any other multiplayer game

Henry: Bruh where’s Jaime she said she’s gonna play with us on Outlast
Paul: Nope she texted me that her uncle came over

Henry: Omg shes Pulling A Isabelle

by holybanana December 27, 2025

Pulled Porker

The act of pulling the hair of a fat woman (often referred to as porker) during sex

I had some pulled porker last night, it was the best porker experience I’ve had in a long time.

by Duallingo December 28, 2025

pulling the goalie

Canadian euphemism for masturbation

Carl fucking the dog aging?

Yeah, he's out back pulling the goalie.

by Modern Women January 3, 2026

Pulling a Randizok

When a person Unisex that is in a group chat All platforms goes for the Nuclear option in a moment of pure terror just straight up deletes every single one of your and/or no-one is safe other chat members messages, spanning a small,medium,large amount of time.

Someone typed “💀” and that was all it took. Full panic. Full randizok. Chat history reduced to atoms.

One “wait… guys?” later and BOOM—they were pulling a randizok, erasing years of messages, friendships, and possibly evidence.

by ckasper (not)friendly ghost January 5, 2026