Noun: A bold claim on how or why something is or isn't, when you are blatantly wrong. False confidence in a false fact.
Person 1: Hey what are those balls on the telephone lines for?
Person 2: They keep tension on the lines. For sure.
Person 1: *googles it* Thats just not even a little true
Person 2: Wait really? Weird.
Person 1: That was a pretty bad tension ball...
Person 2: They keep tension on the lines. For sure.
Person 1: *googles it* Thats just not even a little true
Person 2: Wait really? Weird.
Person 1: That was a pretty bad tension ball...
by not_who_you_think_i_am_ September 5, 2016
Get the Tension Ballmug. Look at those balls
by BAlls 89939 May 1, 2023
Get the Ballsmug. by Hardman69 July 22, 2022
Get the Ballsmug. Person 1: "Yo, Blake got so high last night that he shat in his gaming chair!"
Person 2: "Yeah, he was tripping balls!"
Person 2: "Yeah, he was tripping balls!"
by margie.was.hereee July 25, 2023
Get the Tripping ballsmug. The other term for the Sun. The Scare Ball makes everything irritatingly hot, stirs up the cray with living creatures and critter humans, causes more turbulent air which shakes everyone’s snacks around on aeroplanes, does nothing good for migraines, and has freaked out past generations when it goes all eclipse-y.
The Scare Ball is hella bright today, and it’s making the local methheads even more animated. We should avoid interaction with the Scare Ball and stay inside with the blinds closed, like the higher powers intended when they created scientists who figured out window coverings.
by NurseDiesel May 10, 2025
Get the Scare Ballmug. by bignig1234567890 November 4, 2021
Get the balledmug. scared to do something someone dared you to do/ being a fucking pussy. or, someone dared you to do something and thinking you wont do it they reply, "no balls"
"i dare you to talk to emma, no balls"
or
"you litterally have no balls bc u wont do my dare fucking ni-"
or
"you litterally have no balls bc u wont do my dare fucking ni-"
by i love men big daddy fuck me August 30, 2023
Get the no ballsmug.