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Purple Robe of Sex

The purple robe of sex is an article of clothing worn by Benedict Cumberbatch in The Abominable Bride in the BBC adaptation of Sherlock Holmes. The robe is a piece of clothing that looks particularly good on him.
Sherlock is wearing the purple robe of sex again; millions of Cubmerbitches swoon.
by Mrs. Harrison Ford July 16, 2016
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Sex Story

Part 2 - Kyla's sex story ;)

From her feet he went up to the lips of her pretty pink pussy, teasing her with kisses after finally teasing her enough he started fingering her, "uhhh, right there daddy" Kyla moaned with pleasure. After Aaron was finally satisfied of teasing her he dove straight into her throbbing wet pussy and ate her out. "NGHHH THAT'S THE SPOT", Kyla exclaimed, screaming so loud the neighbours could hear. They then went into 69 and ate each other out moaning so loud the whole neighbourhood probably heard.

After indulging in may sex positions they finally finished many rounds of excellent sex and the sheets were covered in cum. During the last and final round of sex, Aaron shoved his dick straight into Kyla's throbbing vagina penetrating her and making her cum onto his dick. He railed her so hard the orgasms she had made her shake tremendously as she released her warm, sticky cum from her pussy after all their cum was slurped up and they finished eating each other out the sheets were covered in the sticky liquid they both released and they were both drained from the most amazing sex story ever produced.

Hope this made you cum you horny biatch ;)
by anonymoususer345678 April 2, 2024
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sex story

see pts 1-8. i didn't pull an all-nighter writing smut for nothing.

pt 9/9 (fucking finally)
sex story pt 9 (falling action!!)

he unlatches himself from my clit and takes his finger out of my vagina and looks at me pridefully, yet adoringly. he wipes his chin and hand off and lies beside me telling me about how good of a girl i am and how much he loves me and loves making me feel good. i lie snuggled up to his side until my legs build up the strength to walk to the bathroom so i can clean up and make our dinner. <3
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
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Sex Corpse

A broad who is perfectly prepared with clothes, makeup and scent so he can get off . One mistake and he can't make it .
He got her behind the bar in the alley because she was a perfect sex corpse .
by hacker jo March 7, 2025
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monkey sex

sexual intercourse while hanging on a tree like monkeys
ryan: “bae let’s have monkey sex!”

you: “not today it’s raining out :(“
by virxtuaI August 7, 2022
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Port-a-sex

The act of having sex in a port-a-potty while you get your friend to roll it down a hill/slope
Hey Jimmy can you help me and Bianca? We’re planning on having Port-a-sex.”
by PhysicalToxic December 9, 2019
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turtle sex

dinosaur sounds in movies are made by turtles having sex
brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"
by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023
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