Cock Sandwich

When someone sucks two dicks that are pressed together to fit in their mouths.
Gosh Matt and Todd really gave me a good Cock Sandwich last night I couldn't even breathe!
by The Word Smith March 9, 2016
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cock

MIKE- i was beating my cock hard.
by hoerw October 26, 2022
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Dewey Cocks

A naive female who does sexual favors for a friend and possibly his friends to get coke when they can’t afford it.
Person 1: Who’s Dewey Cocks?
Person 2: One of my bitches, you tryna smash. She’ll blow and smash the homies for a gram.
Person 1: Comig over with the gang right now.
by Perras Amor Drama May 7, 2018
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Cock

Oi. U got a big cock?
Yea fam but my cock's in me farm do...
by A cultured person March 12, 2019
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Cock goggles

The inability to see past the dick that was thrown on you by a man who initiates an orgasm to the point of excusing all flaws, shitheadedness, and sarcastic remarks he makes.
Dude, dumb bitch has cock goggles after I owned that shit.

I love these cock goggles he gives me! No, it's cool. I owe him money.

I tried to put him out, but my cock goggles were smeared from all his "I love you's".
by Dr. Ima King, PhD May 7, 2022
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jerkin’ your cock

when u trick someone
Bill: ur so annoying and loud
ishika: WHAT?!?!
Bill: chill i’m just jerkin’ your cock
by slimegod+*1500 July 26, 2022
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Jocks my cock

1. A way of saying that something makes you want to masturbate. (Male)

2. Another phrase that represents the expression "grinds my gears."
1. "Oh, that naked lady really jocks my cock!

2. "You beat me in Mario Kart? That sure jocks my cock.
by Undead Monarch June 7, 2025
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