1. An adverbial phrase expressing how incredibly awful something is in the extreme (from the sense that it is so bad, one would put balls directly on it in an act of degradation)
2. A somewhat ironic adverbial phrase that expresses utter honesty in how good something is (from the previous definition, but implying either an irony through the use of a disgusting phrase or that one loves something so much they would put their balls on it).
2. A somewhat ironic adverbial phrase that expresses utter honesty in how good something is (from the previous definition, but implying either an irony through the use of a disgusting phrase or that one loves something so much they would put their balls on it).
1. That was balls to contact the worst concert I've ever heard.
2. This is balls to contact the best beer I've had in a long time.
2. This is balls to contact the best beer I've had in a long time.
by kdiggitydog June 16, 2010
Get the Balls to contactmug. by Logay you know me December 1, 2023
Get the Logay Ballsmug. by ice nort paint August 23, 2023
Get the kermet ball sniffermug. by Master oogway is daddy April 29, 2022
Get the Balls in my poopmug. by Da d dyy April 19, 2019
Get the Trash at 8 ballmug. 
When, before participating in a threesome, you have to discard a few people so it doesn't turn into an orgy. You have a quick look at them and select the fittest.
- So, did you fuck all of them?
- Nah, I serve ball checked them quick and tossed the ones who were still unnaked
- Nah, I serve ball checked them quick and tossed the ones who were still unnaked
by fikconker October 22, 2016
Get the Serve ball checkmug.