Excuse me but what the fuck

Something you say when someone says something very cursed and/or messed up.

“I killed 17 people including my mother :D”
“Excuse me but what the fuck.”

by mohawkgavin April 30, 2021

Yo, you hear me?

Used to get someone’s attention when they are clearly already listening to you

Also to interrupt them and derail their train of thought

“So yeah i think she’s crazy you know but - “

“Hey yo, you hear me? What you tryna get into later bro?”

by Toolin’42 January 25, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>Quiero Que Tu Me Mate Or Dejame Tranquilo, Si No Hace Los Dos, Yo, ANgel JosE Robles Te vOy A Matar<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>Quiero Que Tu Me Mate Or Dejame Tranquilo, Si No Hace Los Dos, Yo, ANgel JosE Robles Te vOy A Matar<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>Quiero Que Tu Me Mate Or Dejame Tranquilo, Si No Hace Los Dos, Yo, ANgel JosE Robles Te vOy A Matar<.7.9.7.6>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

You got me hyped up for cookie dough

A term coined by "CoffeeMc'Coffee" that means: When a false promise is made and it is not properly fulfilled - it subverts expectations by delivering a lower-quality result instead of what was originally promised.

Person A: YO LISTEN! I GOT THE BEST COOKIES IN TOWN! COME ON OVER RIGHT NOW!!
Person B: Oh cool, let's go there.
Person B: Dude.. what the heck? You're giving me cookie dough? YOU GOT ME HYPED UP FOR COOKIE DOUGH??

by coffeemccoffee9 September 24, 2025

Me

Tontalayia

My name

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Fuck me

Its either they are asking you to fuck them or they want to kill themselves for some reason.

1. “Okay just fuck me.”

2. FUCK ME! I’m so dumb!

by sodiesoda November 23, 2021

pick me girl

a girl or boy who acts like a big softie and sweetheart until you meet there real personality (mean)

me: DUDE MCKENZIE IS SUCH A PICK ME GIRL
syrenity: IKR SHE JUST TURNED HER BACK ON SAGA EMMA AND CLAIRE
me: she’s the biggest pick me girl I know
syrenity: same here girl

by hilary :))) January 29, 2022