touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ

a funny version of "touch me, i scream".

Me: What's your favourite song?
Blud: touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
Me: well i like my cheese alkaline bruh

by mrbeast539275 December 8, 2024

MOM BRING ME WATER

A phrase used when you want some liquid in your belly but are to lazy to get you fat arse out of bed.

You:MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Her:YEAH?
You:MOM BRING ME WATER
Her:GET IT YOURSELF
You:NO U BITCH

by anonymous March 20, 2021

Me

READ THIS OUT LOUD: I'm brave, strong and fearless. And if anyone tells me otherwise, they're finna get these fists 👊👄👊. I AM ME

Pick me girl: You're not worth it -_-
Me: Well at least I'm ME!

by Tony LaGroomer April 24, 2021

Shucks Me

Fuck Me

Shucks me 19 times

by Nebraska Killer October 26, 2022

Me

An albino humpback whale.

Me lives in the ocean.

by AlbinoHumpbackWhale January 23, 2021

Your shoe is fittin' me

used to say "I feel you, I'm facing the same situation."

David: Man I'm broke, Its just 10 days for the month and I'm gone...
Ricky: Yeah, I can feel you... Your shoe is fittin' me...

by RickyStrikes July 19, 2015

pick me actor

An actor who gets in a play with a lot of assistance from actor friends and then ditches said actor friends in the play THEY ALL AUDITIONED FOR, then proceeds to suck up to other, 'superior' actors, director, stage manager, etc.. Typically acts different around friends than around superiors, much like the pick me girl.

"Fuck man, i hate to say it, but he is such a pick me actor,"

"SHIT DUDE I KNOW,"

by Cephalopedia December 1, 2023