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Ella’s sex story

An urban legend of what happened one afternoon. It was hot! “I can’t do this” she screamed. “Hold on, daddy, momma’s coming.” (She’s on her way.) The humidity of the summer air made her gentle curls frizz up on the picturesque afternoon under the giant oak tree. The picnic had been planned for weeks but was under attack from pesky fire ants. They were in heaven… but also ella’s clothes (also heaven). She screamed and started stripping immediately. “Zamnnnnnn beefy energy right there. That’s what I like to see!” “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??????” annnnnnd then they started making out. Ella’s naked. Theeeeeee end.
God ella’s sex story makes me giddy.
by Pseud the dude January 22, 2025
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Sex Rot

A foul odor that emits from a man’s crotch if he does not wash after having sex.
Darrin smells like sex rot. He must not wash have washed his throbbing member thoroughly enough after giving it to Karin.
by Kadarrin December 31, 2023
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Sex you

A quick phrase when a subject has an objective of engaging into sexual intercourse with someone, the definition is the same as 'i will text you' or 'i wanna send you' whether is no strings attached or in a romantic way between a couple.
I have this desire to sex you
I want to sex you
Can we just sex?
I love you and i wanna sex you
by sexyou December 22, 2023
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sex

by bitzaloid April 15, 2023
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Sex

What you'll never have if you keep reading on this website.
Any normal guy: Hey, just had sex yesterday.
Urban dictionary reader: you can actually have that??
by Denzter December 9, 2021
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Sex

find a boyfriend first and than we’ll talk about it
So find a boyfriend

Make him horny
And than have sex
by I AM BORED ASF March 29, 2022
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sex

How make hot bab grills
Ethan: Hey wanna have sex tonight?
Millie: Sure!
by dirty_minded_mouse November 30, 2021
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