An urban legend of what happened one afternoon. It was hot! “I can’t do this” she screamed. “Hold on, daddy, momma’s coming.” (She’s on her way.) The humidity of the summer air made her gentle curls frizz up on the picturesque afternoon under the giant oak tree. The picnic had been planned for weeks but was under attack from pesky fire ants. They were in heaven… but also ella’s clothes (also heaven). She screamed and started stripping immediately. “Zamnnnnnn beefy energy right there. That’s what I like to see!” “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??????” annnnnnd then they started making out. Ella’s naked. Theeeeeee end.
by Pseud the dude January 22, 2025

Darrin smells like sex rot. He must not wash have washed his throbbing member thoroughly enough after giving it to Karin.
by Kadarrin December 31, 2023

A quick phrase when a subject has an objective of engaging into sexual intercourse with someone, the definition is the same as 'i will text you' or 'i wanna send you' whether is no strings attached or in a romantic way between a couple.
by sexyou December 22, 2023

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