turtle sex

dinosaur sounds in movies are made by turtles having sex

brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"

by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023

art of sex

one man can be working on his female partner for half an hour like a wild rabbit, but she will not be satisfied, and another man, who knows constitution of female genitals and understands nuances, can change slightly the angle of penis penetration and in this way he will activate a sensitive area of her vagina which will allow her be satisfied much quicker. That is just an example of the fact how important is understanding of every position in sex. Knowing and understanding of sex positions is not the top but just a step, but a very important one, approaching you to the real high art of sex.

P1: have you been reading ?
P2: yes I read the art of sex .
P2: good man !

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 14, 2019

Port-a-sex

The act of having sex in a port-a-potty while you get your friend to roll it down a hill/slope

“Hey Jimmy can you help me and Bianca? We’re planning on having Port-a-sex.”

by PhysicalToxic December 9, 2019

Sex

Something that’s your never having you lonely shit now go watch barbie

Bob: do you want to have sex?
Kate: no you lonely fuck

by Lexi.is.swag June 11, 2021

Sex story

oh you were looking for a meaning this isn't something someone your age should be looking at.

You are a loser get a life stop searching up sex story

by sam134 October 16, 2023

sex

Something ill prob never have lol

If i have sex i will lose my virginity

by WIENER DOG PERSON March 3, 2022

Sexy sex

When you think somebody is sexy and you wanna have sex with them.

A: wanna have sexy sex?

B: no.

by Ur mum 86 March 17, 2022