Sex

Something you’ll never have.

“Since I looked up sex in the urban dictionary, I’m going to be a lonely person forever. I should go back to working at McDonald’s.”

by StarMaple December 10, 2021

sex

the thing that me and your mom had last night

timmy me and your mom had sex last night and were doing it again tonight

by mr ball muncher April 19, 2022

sex the owner day

sex them sex them all

owner: what's going on
sexman: sex the owner day is now
"painfull scream"

by beantrailmix December 16, 2021

Peppermint Butt Sex

Putting hot sauce in the asshole for gay sex making it spicy

Hey wanna try peppermint butt sex?

by imoanLikeAMice July 31, 2022

National Sex Month

The whole if April is National Sex Month but if your love don't want it it get down to making out month

"i will get alot of sex in before NNN since it's National Sex Month "

by National-King March 17, 2021

sex

It's where a man and woman fell in love so much, they go on their bed, taking off their clothes, covering it up with a huge blanket, and then doing some friendly wrestling poses until they are tired.

Dad: "And that is how I did sex with your mother."
Son: "Okay."

by NotFunnyGoldMystery93 July 14, 2021

Ikarian Sex Swing

A sex swing, secured to your sex partner via melted wax. Similar to Icarus' wings.

I was going to town on my girlfriend last night while she was waxed up in the Ikarian sex swing.

by Icaros6969 June 26, 2022