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cock

"did you see the new cock of the day?"
by diggon April 19, 2020
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Cock Mongrel

“Do you see that girl over there? She’s a real cock mongrel!”
“You must be talking about Maicy Rasmus.”
by Resident rump May 17, 2023
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Cock-band

Although it's origins are unknown, it may have came into existence between 2013-2015. The term came into prominence during Winter Storm Jonas (Blizzard of 2016) in Eastern Pennsylvania. A cock-band can be a large heavy snow band that looks like an erect penis on radar.
Tom: "Hey Dave!"
Dave: "What Tom?"
Tom: " I'm getting pounded with the mother of all cock-bands here! It snowed 3 inches in the past hour. I got 9 inches in the last three-and-a-half hours!"
Dave: "SMFH..... That's what she said....."
by SEPA Boy May 2, 2019
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Tiny Cock Energy

When you got a small one... but the size don't matter when the ladies love it!
Shanelle likes Ladante's tiny cock energy... he might not have the girth, but he knows how to work with what he's got and slays that sweet pussy every time.
by PartyMonkey2000 January 5, 2023
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Stock cocking

The subtle art of removing things from your online orders to ruin Christmas, birthdays and more by the powers that be because your comedy and comments are too on point, exposing things for what they are eg propaganda, misrepresentation, overrepresentation, cultural machinations on a grand scale or generally being cheeky to your betters.
I had to re-order the three bottles of rum that for some strange reason were removed from my online order despite being in stock, meaning a second and subsequent delivery the following day. I wish big brother would stop stalking and stock cocking me.
by buriedtoodeep November 30, 2022
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Cock

Cock is the best thing in the world. We wouldn't be alive without Cock. Cock is also a yummy food
by Cocksnsocks February 19, 2023
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pulling your cock

When one plucks another mans chicken with great integrity
Joey: What are you doing?!?!?!
Shane: I’m just pulling your cock
Joey: oh ok
by It’s 4:45 my dudes December 1, 2017
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