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Fisherman syndrome

When you’re addicted to fishing and don’t want to do anything else with your cuddies but to fish.
Friends call the cuddy to go out but goes to voicemail so you leave one “Yo cuddy let’s go to the bar and restaurant.” (Voice mail)
Mr fisherman syndrome doesn’t answer back

Also gets butthurt about leaving the fishing spot late when the next day is a weekend also claims “you don’t got anything to lose” but it’s more like the person who says it doesn’t really have anything
“Yo cuddy let’s go out”
“I’ll see wsp”
(Calls again later that day)
“So we gonna go out or what cuddy”
“Nah ima jus go fishing”
Call hangs up damn he got fisherman syndrome or something
by LONG LIVE JUBO August 15, 2023
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Down syndrome

A retarted ass dog named duke that has 3 missing chromosomes and likes dick up his ass and having cats shoved up his ass
Person 1 : how’s down syndrome

Person 2 : he’s not Down syndrome it’s fucking duke
by Retartedmonkey August 16, 2023
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Follower Syndrome

A disorder in which you respect everyone else's authority and dominance over your own or a specific persons.

Synonym: little bitch
Antonym: defiant
Is he running for office again? He'll never win.

Yeah but you know some of these people have follower syndrome and are going to jump on the band wagon anyways, maybe he'll start a cult.
by WGstyles August 18, 2023
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Shaken Father Syndrome

When a man deals with poorly behaved children but must suppress his rage to the point his hands shake uncontrollably.
Dylan's kid won't stop screaming. Don't hand him a drink, he's got Shaken Father Syndrome
by shaken father August 18, 2023
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Main Character Syndrome

main character syndrome is where bro literally thinks everything revolves around him
by Main Character Syndrome April 1, 2024
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Havana Syndrome

No a real thing. Are you seriously trying to make up a new mental illness to hide the thing I'm talking about.
Hym "My co-worker came into the kitchen last night to repeat MY EXACT CRITICISM of how people were treating the retard. On camera. It's happened several times ON CAMERA. It isn't 'Havana syndrome.' There's no magic space weapon. The thing that is happening to me. Was happening to multiple people. I put words to it. And now you're dealing with the fall out. If they try to push the Havana syndrome narrative again, start killing children immediately."
by Hym Iam April 3, 2024
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Minimus Puer syndrome

A person with MPS (Minimus Puer syndrome) often misdiagnose themselves with ADHD or Anxiety as they have no capabilities to reflect on themselves or be emotionally mature enough to realise that they're actions were incorrect.
A person with MPS is typically quite selfish, often victimizes themselves unintentionally or intentionally; they find difficulty focusing and often lack a work ethic. Many people with MPS are also diagnosed with Dyscalcula.
"I think that Anna has Minimus Puer Syndrome: she's quite selfish, and always victimises herself; She can't take accountability for her own actions when she is very clearly in the wrong, and she knows it. Have you seen the way she turned the friend group against me?"
by attenyab April 4, 2024
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