Cock rock

The little yellow or white rock found by the tip of the Penis cap, only found in a subset of the population usually circumcised peoples. Scientific name Smegma.
A painful thing to remove, is often from a collection of substances that are in contact with the groin accumulating in a single spot becoming solid and rough. Unlike periods most of the time it needs to be pulled out manually.

Girls "You will never understand what its like to have a period!"
Guy "Have you ever had a cock rock before?"

by Дecca September 9, 2023

cock-a-doo invasion force

Invasion by illegal immigration where the invading body consists not of soldiers but cowardly men hiding behind women and children.

The cock-a-doo invasion force was able to gain entry by sympathy of their host country.

by ScottSullivan October 22, 2018

Cock tail

The end result of a night at a gay bar

Dude the bear is looking for cock tails...

by EhmJay69 November 1, 2020

Cock Pussy Fingers

Cock Pussy Fingers is a hand gesture game similar to Rock Paper Scissors. The game decides which sexual activity a couple will enguage in. When a cock guesture matches with a pussy guesture, then intercourse will be performed. Pussy and fingers means fingerbanging. Cock with fingers is a handjob.

You wanna do some sex? Yes. Should we play Cock Pussy Fingers to decide how to start?

by duttyman July 24, 2022

cock knockin

when two guys are havin sex with the same girl at the same time vaginal and anal and they can feel each other inside her thru the thin membrane

Dude I felt you swell up before cumming in that girl's ass we were cock knockin last night.

by PizzaManDude September 6, 2013

cock watchman

a gay security guard

i almost got caught breaking into a building but lucky for me the guard was a cock watchman so i just flopped out my dong and he let me go.

by Raoulduke69 January 17, 2024

DVR Cock Block

When you stop fast-forwarding because you thought your show came back on, only to find out that it was a short clip followed by more commercials.

That show "Ridiculousness" is always dvr cock blocking me by playing short clips in the middle of commercials!

by HardcoreAC July 28, 2016