when someone joins a school, and instead of adapting to the new environment and making new friends, they latch onto one person and only talk to/ follow them around. they may briefly interact with this person’s other friends, but will not try to become real friends with them.
during break, at parties, or meet ups they will only stay next to their target.
this usually takes the form of a romantic/sexual relationship that develops at an unusually fast rate at the beginning of the school year, but can also be platonic.
an infected person will become dependent on their host, as they are their only form of social and physical connection in the school and they cannot afford to lose it.
there is currently no cure for this syndrome, and the infected must try to overcome the anxiety of a new school and make other friends, as if the relationship falls apart they will be left completely isolated and alone in the school.
during break, at parties, or meet ups they will only stay next to their target.
this usually takes the form of a romantic/sexual relationship that develops at an unusually fast rate at the beginning of the school year, but can also be platonic.
an infected person will become dependent on their host, as they are their only form of social and physical connection in the school and they cannot afford to lose it.
there is currently no cure for this syndrome, and the infected must try to overcome the anxiety of a new school and make other friends, as if the relationship falls apart they will be left completely isolated and alone in the school.
“hey did you see that the new kid Jess is already dating Brad, even though theyve only known each other for a month”
“yeah, she’s definitely got new school syndrome”
“yeah, she’s definitely got new school syndrome”
by Flyin' Lionfish November 22, 2021
Get the new school syndromemug. A disease in humans that causes the victim to believe that everything they say or do is ultimately correct.
Symptoms may include arrogance, aggressive behavior, self imposing of deity-like traits, and in some rare cases, jaundice. More case studies reveal that IHS can be linked to anxiety, eating disorders, and other mental health disorders that are similar to ADHD.
Symptoms may include arrogance, aggressive behavior, self imposing of deity-like traits, and in some rare cases, jaundice. More case studies reveal that IHS can be linked to anxiety, eating disorders, and other mental health disorders that are similar to ADHD.
Person 1: I've come to ignore President Trump's bravado, mostly because of my belief that he has inflatable head syndrome.
Person 2: Well maybe you have it too!
Person 2: Well maybe you have it too!
by robthesaxplayer November 17, 2018
Get the inflatable head syndromemug. The Somalien Syndrome is a prevalent phenomenon in the camel-piss drinking and hyena meat consuming ethnic group in the Horn of Africa. They actively claim Ethiopian, Sudanese and Eritrean history and report people they disagree with on TikTok. Be aware of them because they predominately live in Minneapolis suburbs.
Person 1: "Hey look at that Somalien with his large forehead claiming other people's history and land"
Person 2: "This guy probably suffers from the Somalien syndrome"
Person 2: "This guy probably suffers from the Somalien syndrome"
by .vl12 September 24, 2023
Get the Somalien Syndromemug. by RaMi0 May 14, 2023
Get the Zabavka Syndromemug. by AllieIsGr8 November 11, 2010
Get the angry pimp syndromemug. When a permanent (or settled) immigrant of a country displays or supports anti-immigrant sentiment after they obtain legal status in said country, usually through a legal document such as Permanent Residence.
Typically seen in immigrant nations such as USA, Canada, Australia, etc. but not exclusively
Typically seen in immigrant nations such as USA, Canada, Australia, etc. but not exclusively
Jagmeet: These punjabi kids of today are totally useless and do not study or not hard at all. Things were way different back in my time
Apu: Sounds like you have Post-PR syndrome
Apu: Sounds like you have Post-PR syndrome
by canadianimmigrant August 12, 2023
Get the Post-PR Syndromemug. When a person who no one knows or cares for gets involved in pedophilic activities and cause there behavior to become more intrusive
by Mayor of Yapsville February 13, 2024
Get the Bradlyn Syndromemug.