Pokéholm Syndrome

According to the Fandom DSM, Pokéholm Syndrome is a condition where Pokémon fans will undergo violent temper tantrums and mental breakdowns if someone near them criticizes anything about the Pokémon series. Symptoms: *Delusional Thinking | *Unable to differentiate effortful products from slapdash products if all are made by Game Freak specifically | *Temporary shutdown of the prefrontal cortex when seeing anything Pokémon related | *Dysfunctional limbic system that is unable to process negative emotions when the patient experiences anything Pokémon related | *Excessive amygdalal activity when the Pokémon franchise is criticized | *Maladapted Pattern Recognition that falsely presumes "Pokémon fans are never happy" in spite of the patient being a Pokémon fan, usually as a response to any criticism | *Parasocial attachment to the Game Freak company alongside unconditional defense of said company, one similar to a pattern usually detected in maternal behavior towards one's own infant. | Treatment: Exposure Therapy, Cognitive-Behavioral Therapy, Tactile Botany (Colloquially known as 'touching grass').

Exhibit A of Pokéholm Syndrome -

Jacob: Yo this new Pokémon game looks so PEAK! *Insert worst graphics & animations known to humanity at the cost of $XXX.XX here*
John: That looks like an NES Game...
Jacob: Bro Pokémon fans are NEVER happy smh.

by The Ultimate Subby September 14, 2025

The Narbeh Syndrom

this is when you become sped and when you cant control your lavashak addiction. Narbeh was born in tehran and drinks chai all day, this syndrom gets spread very fast.

omg did you get The Narbeh Syndrom from NARBEH last night, i heard it goes in your tutuz first the way to cure is SADAF

by SLAYYYbadass124 June 25, 2022

tetera syndrome

the tetera syndrome describes the situation in which the victim isn't able to shut the fuck up. they make weird noises which sound like a tea kettle (= spanish - tetera)

"Oh? What is that noise?" "Don't worry, it's just Selina. She recently got the tetera syndrome. She's in her quirky-silly-goofy mood. Give her ten minutes and she will be quiet(er) again."

by tetera April 20, 2022

Bradlyn Syndrome

When a person who no one knows or cares for gets involved in pedophilic activities and cause there behavior to become more intrusive

Joseph's recent actions give sign of Bradlyn Syndrome after getting arrested

by Mayor of Yapsville February 13, 2024

Concordia Syndrome

Based on the captain's actions on the Costa Concodia cruise ship, Concordia syndrome is when someone flees a dangerous situation to save themselves over others (even though they are capable of saving others).

Bill: That strong man could've saved those children, but he ran out of the burning building like a coward.

Frank: I know right? I hate cowards with Concordia syndrome. Pricks...

by I write words sometimes March 17, 2023

Abe Vigoda Syndrome

When the same lie is told so many times that no one believes it when it's actually true. See also: The Boy Who Cried Wolf.

Abe Vigoda Syndrome refers to the actor of the same name, who became a giant running joke in the 1980's after he was falsely reported dead. TWICE. And that was just the beginning. He was falsely reported dead dozens of times in the years that followed. The Internet even made a website entirely dedicated to reporting if Vigoda was living or deceased. Numerous comedians poked fun at the death rumors. Vigoda himself even got in on it upon occasion. "I'm still alive, you pinhead!"

When Vigoda ACTUALLY died in January 2016 at the age of 94, several articles reporting his death actually had to leave disclaimers highlighted in bold that it was "not a hoax." They really couldn't risk people thinking it was a joke.

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 7, 2021

inflatable head syndrome

A disease in humans that causes the victim to believe that everything they say or do is ultimately correct.

Symptoms may include arrogance, aggressive behavior, self imposing of deity-like traits, and in some rare cases, jaundice. More case studies reveal that IHS can be linked to anxiety, eating disorders, and other mental health disorders that are similar to ADHD.

Person 1: I've come to ignore President Trump's bravado, mostly because of my belief that he has inflatable head syndrome.
Person 2: Well maybe you have it too!

by robthesaxplayer November 17, 2018