Sex

When you go to homecoming with your boyfriend and have sex at the dance and then get a pregnancy scare

Gf mom: I’ll be picking u up soon
Gf: *starts crying bc she has to leave her bf*
Bf: we didn’t have a chance to hace sex
Gf : let’s go have sex rn before I leave

by Emy._.l0lxx March 4, 2023

Shite sex

A form of sex in which the guy shoves his dick up the ass of their partner, whether that be a guy or a woman, and the effect of this causes the person receiving the dick to end up having their bowels loosened so that they have to go and shite in the toilet aka taking a dump, or shitting. The guy manages to get his dick out quickly enough from the anus, but the partner shits all over the bed about 2-3 seconds later: a tiny amount of shit lands on the erected dick, which upsets the guy and makes his attempted sex act less interesting in the end.

Guy: Want to have a bit of sex in the bed?
Partner: Yeah, I'm in need of some anal.
*guy and partner proceed to get big dicks.*
Partner: Oh shit, stop penetrating me, I need to do a shit.
Guy: Oh shit! Getting my dick out now....
*Partner shits all over the bed 3 seconds later.*
Guy: Woah, that was close, I almost got shite sex!

by a_random_shitposting_troll February 15, 2025

Need everything in sex at 0.30

0.30 meaning I need everything and dirty in sex.... I cover all the holes .... It's passionate and pervertive deepthroat,anal,vaginal swallow,hair pulling, hickies, voyuer,outdoor,wild

Need everything in sex at 0.30 is my boyfriend demands everyday

by I am a kangaroo May 19, 2025

sex vex

Bothering a partner to have sex with them ad nauseam.

Enough with this sex vex, Joe, I just don't want it now!

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

Sex with the Young

Not just a fetish, a feeling, a way of life, a calling, a voice that only a very reduced number of men can hear. Can you train the Young Hunting Eyes? Are you born with them? Or is it a mindset, a trend? It's mother nature, calling out for the chosen ones. You are now one of us, you're welcome.

-How young is Sex with the Young?
-I don't think you understand how this whole thing works...

by SexWithTheYoung December 18, 2017

Sex

One of the oldest forms of activity between two consenting individuals. Began as an alternative to asexual reproduction around 1.38 billion years ago, where bacteria would simply play catch with their DNA and reproduce as a result, then branched out into each species of animal. Organisms that reproduced, passed on characteristics such as lust, and a desire for parenthood. The actual biological parts like genitals, a womb, menstruation, sperm + egg, came later as species evolved.

Much later, when humans came along, we began to repurpose this act. It was no longer just to reproduce. We ended up with the want to prove intimacy. Pleasure. Power. Love and romance. Connection. Bonding. The list goes on.
We use contraception to STOP the reproduction if we're not ready. We talk about it all day long. We see it in the media plastered everywhere. We link it to social status and fulfillment, hence why "virginity", "lack of partners", or the desire to not have children are often frowned upon or viewed as deviant.

"Love is just about reproduction"
Well maybe thousands of years ago, but definitely not today
I love good sex

by ShitWithinThySandwiches October 19, 2025

Sex kitten

A flirtatious somewhat good looking woman in her 20s.

It can be used as an insult or a compliment in Lorenzo’s mind even if she is so mid and ugly.

Lorenzo: “hey remember that girl you used to date?” “she was a total sex kitten…”

Conor: “what’s a sex kitten?”

Lorenzo: “I really don’t know I just use the word to look edgy and cool but really in the end autism is just the new meta…”

Lorenzo: “hey remember that girl you used to date” “she was a total sex kitten”

by FernoURBANNN February 16, 2025