Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.
by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022
Get the Kicks me in the balls and steals my moneymug. (to, used as a verb), this phrase is said to someone who is doing something meaningless, retarded and idiotic (not to mention potentially dangerous) and they are intelligent enough to know better.
a father comes home from work; his son is in his room shaving the hair off his own balls.
Father: son, you idiot, what are you doing? is this f-sag? i didn't tell you how to, or teach you, to shave your balls. Pigs don't fly.
Son: dad, this is not f-sag. yesterday after class, we went to her house and I had sex with my girlfriend Anna and when she gave me a blowjob and got to my balls, she complained how hairy they were. And yes dad, pigs do, and will, fly, if I deem it appropriate to attach balloons to them.
Father: so okay this is not f-sag, but roflmao anyways.
Father: son, you idiot, what are you doing? is this f-sag? i didn't tell you how to, or teach you, to shave your balls. Pigs don't fly.
Son: dad, this is not f-sag. yesterday after class, we went to her house and I had sex with my girlfriend Anna and when she gave me a blowjob and got to my balls, she complained how hairy they were. And yes dad, pigs do, and will, fly, if I deem it appropriate to attach balloons to them.
Father: so okay this is not f-sag, but roflmao anyways.
by Sexydimma May 4, 2012
Get the shave your ballsmug. A sexual act between consenting adults which starts with a man's testicles being covered with chocolate pudding and sprinkled with salt. At which point the man's partner will lick/suck the coating clean off.
May also reference a song performed by the chef on the popular late night animated series, South Park.
May also reference a song performed by the chef on the popular late night animated series, South Park.
by ChuckInDuuupps December 2, 2017
Get the Chocolate Salty Ballsmug. 
ball cracker 9000 -a weapon usually used in the mid evil times to bludgeon an enemies private parts till eventually they have a fate worse than death.
ball cracker 9000- it is a weapon of mas destruction that if used on a person it can severely damage a persons genitals until they die
by hunju August 27, 2021
Get the ball cracker 9000mug. When niggas be complainin all the time.
Me: Hey bro you wanna go to the club?
Bitch ass Nigga: Nah them bitches is lame plus I ain't got nutthing to wear.
Me: you's a baby ball bitch
Bitch ass Nigga: Nah them bitches is lame plus I ain't got nutthing to wear.
Me: you's a baby ball bitch
by Briricha23 July 27, 2016
Get the Baby Ball Bitchmug. by demiantmb December 30, 2021
Get the Blue Ballsmug.