Burger Sex

The action of putting a McDonalds plain cheeseburger on a papertowel holder and inserting it into your rectum. Leaving your bum smelling like a cheap grease trap for days on end.

Damn bro, im kinda horny and hungry. I’m gonna have some Burger Sex.

by AnalWeedEnjoyer April 29, 2022

Not Sex

Is when you have light sex and never get to your finished out come and not satisfied with end result.

Friend one - I wish Valentine day was cancelled everyone tried of having not sex on a date or hanging out.

by Smoothie8girl February 18, 2025

sex

i love sex i would totally do it everyday

mmmm~ fuckkk~ ughhhh~ harder~ faster~ uhhhh~ im cumming~ now thats sex

by alysha green May 27, 2024

Idiot sex

Tahira's favourite kind of sex

"idiot sex
mmm
my favourite
kind"

by aleemdagoat December 8, 2022

sex

me.
i am sex.
i am the definition.

person 1: you’re so sexy
person 2: i am not just sexy, Susan. i. am. sex. itself.
person 1: IT CAN’T BE!!

by WhorerMovies September 21, 2023

Sex story

It al started of February twenty second me and Ari had know we like each others but we shy one day during English she packed me out I of course said yes and we when to the bathroom we started to make out by then I was hard and she was wet so we get ready but then my friend Eil walks in on our Mac and cheese noises and just vomits I clean it up and then we start I start push and pulling sooo fast she mound FASTER HARDER we fuck so hard she is sumbaling the next day we are dating

… part 2???to the sex story

by Pdiddy2.0 April 6, 2025

Sex

When a boy puts his pennis into someone’s butt

I will have sex

by Sexy anime boy October 23, 2022