A massive mammal with an even bigger cock attached to the crotch of a man. Legend says if you penetrate an ass hole deep enough with a hippo cock you can split the large intestine in half.
You hear the new Arab kid is slinging some hippo cock?
God damn Muslims. Ruining all them girls ass holes for the rest of us.
God damn Muslims. Ruining all them girls ass holes for the rest of us.
by Jibbletlover99 November 16, 2019

by Homebyland August 16, 2023

by james purdy October 29, 2020

What you call someone when they shoot you unexpectedly in the 'Team Rumble' LTM in Fortnite: Battle Royale.
by Kurzo July 26, 2021

Sexually explicit text messages, emails, or even phone conversations between two people. Another term for sexting.
by Missus C March 19, 2011

Related to plopping, once the penis is inside the foreskin of another penis; the two men, ejaculate, once the semen dries up, it will turn crusty, acting as super glue, thus fusing the peni as one penis.
Person 1: Why are you guys standing so close to each other?
People 2 and 3: We performed cock fusion.
People 2 and 3: We performed cock fusion.
by SizzlingBacon3:16 May 21, 2016

“He had big cock.”
by Pickle sickle April 12, 2020
