Slinging Some Hippo Cock

A massive mammal with an even bigger cock attached to the crotch of a man. Legend says if you penetrate an ass hole deep enough with a hippo cock you can split the large intestine in half.
You hear the new Arab kid is slinging some hippo cock?

God damn Muslims. Ruining all them girls ass holes for the rest of us.
by Jibbletlover99 November 16, 2019
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Cock

I hunted a cock and cooked it and made some leftovers
by Homebyland August 16, 2023
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cock jockey

when a straight man simps for another man purely because hes popular.
jack coffey is a cock jockey fam
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by james purdy October 29, 2020
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Cock-waffle

What you call someone when they shoot you unexpectedly in the 'Team Rumble' LTM in Fortnite: Battle Royale.
Oh, you fucking cock-waffle!
by Kurzo July 26, 2021
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cock talking

Sexually explicit text messages, emails, or even phone conversations between two people. Another term for sexting.
Nick, you're turning me on with all this cock talking! When are we finally going to get together?
by Missus C March 19, 2011
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cock fusion

Related to plopping, once the penis is inside the foreskin of another penis; the two men, ejaculate, once the semen dries up, it will turn crusty, acting as super glue, thus fusing the peni as one penis.
Person 1: Why are you guys standing so close to each other?
People 2 and 3: We performed cock fusion.
by SizzlingBacon3:16 May 21, 2016
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Cock

When your boyfriend wants to fuck. His testicle area could also be named “cock.”
“He had big cock.”
by Pickle sickle April 12, 2020
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