by Growndarkevilpack July 23, 2023
Get the Sexmug.
Get the Sex-slavemug. by Newmann-Newman July 3, 2025
Get the Sex-Thingsmug. "hey dude i was wondering should we look at the definition of cheese"
"if you will lmao, read it out"
"Cheese is when you proceed to do sex with a-"
"nevermind"
"if you will lmao, read it out"
"Cheese is when you proceed to do sex with a-"
"nevermind"
by RF5C January 15, 2025
Get the sexmug. Dani is a friendly sex bot bot who loves dick picks from minors but is scared of them in real life. She might look like the owl from the gruffalo on the outside but on the inside she’s a sex bot
by Corey been bag April 12, 2023
Get the Dani The Sex Botmug. Used after something tragic happened to you sexually or unconsensually, often used in North American slang term specifically in Alberta or Quebec ruled areas of Canada.
"yo ray my homie just hat angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex"
ray:damn bro is he doing okay?
ray:damn bro is he doing okay?
by ni double g a June 13, 2025
Get the angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sexmug. Jordan arrived home from work. He had gotten off a shift at the McDonald’s, and was anticipating the hot sex about to happen. Michelle looked up from the tv as he walked through the door. “Hey baby…” she said, and it was clear she was drunk. He took his chance. He picked her up, bridal-style, and carried her to the bedroom. He slowly undressed her first. She smirked, “You can’t wait.. Can you?” Jordan shook his head. Under her clothes, she was wearing a lacy bra and thin underwear. He took his clothes off too. She leaned forward, putting her mouth around his dick. She licked the base of the cock, slowly descending down. She sucked the tip of his cock, and slid her mouth up and down. He moaned, feeling the cum coming. He ejaculated, the cum spraying her face. “Aw… You already cummed? We just got started..” She sexily spread her legs. He couldn’t hold back anymore. He began to lick her vagina. It didn’t take too long for him to find her g-spot. She moaned, “F-Faster baby! Don’t s-stop!” He slid his hard dick into her wet pussy. They both cummed into each other. Michelle moaned louder and louder. Jordan, got horny as fuck and thirsty for more, slid her on top of himself. She cummed for the third and final time, and they fell asleep.
by SexiestAssBitch January 26, 2022
Get the Sexmug.