Cock Tonsils

A hyper-annoying or contemptible person; esp. one who continuously offers unsolicited advice, tries to involve themselves in other people's business, or just doesn't know when to shut up.

"Dude, my guidance counselor is being a major cock tonsils lately."

by the Chame-Loc'ster March 26, 2024

Cock Blockage

The blockage of your cock when your girlfriend doesn't want to have sex but you whip it out anyway to try to change her mind

Sam: Wanna Have Sex?
Julia: No Not Today
Sam *whips out cock* how about now
Julia: Ewww no your cock is tiny
That Is Cock Blockage

by TacoFN March 29, 2020

taint cock

It is a retarded chicken that was meant to be named tank top

The autistic cow said taint cock was his best friend.

by Handle can't be black or Mexic May 30, 2017

cock worthy

an inanimate object that is so hot you can dick it down

"DAYUM!! this tha new beamer? that shit is definitely cock worthy."

by anonymous August 5, 2022

Cock weasel

A guy that nuts in you and tries to be sneaky about it or guy that notoriously gets women pregnant.

That little cock weasel thought he was going to be slick and nut in me

by Whyme92 June 24, 2020

cock and balls

why the fuck did you look this up. yk what it means your just extremely stupid

this nigga looked up “cock and balls on urban dictionary what a dumbass”

by fwaviad May 14, 2024

Cock n' ball

Cock AND ball!

I love the cock n' ball dungeon!

by Cock andballs November 28, 2022