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Ask your doctor if this is right for you

"Ask your doctor if this is right for you" is what some of my cadet buddies teasingly ask me when they see me jerking off 3 - 5 times a day.
Some of my friends always tease me by telling me to "Ask your doctor if this is right for you"!
by eda-skip October 6, 2021
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Obama Said Knock You Out

1. After beating the shit out of someone you insert that phrase.
2. Random word that you enter in anywhere
3. A nuts T-shirt sold a buttigroove campaigning for barack
1. Man 1: Beat the shit out of a nigga Man 2 : On ground. Man 1: Ya wassup niggah OBAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!

2. Man 1: Dude my girlfriend gave me a BJ! Man 2: NO way... OBAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!

3. Hey look at this nuts shirt i bought.... man2: Woah OBAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT
by OBAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT April 4, 2008
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Before You Know You're Dead

A way of saying that your life has been, so far, a pathetic waste of time.
A: "Some say that Oscar Wilde once stated: Life is short, then you die."
B: "Before You Know You're Dead... I would say."

FYI: Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde (16 October 1854 – 30 November 1900) was an Irish writer, poet, and prominent aesthete (One who cultivates an unusually high sensitivity to beauty, as in art or nature).
by rperazag July 28, 2010
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i less than three you

meaning i love you. comes from the IM symbol for a heart
<3 using the symbol for less than and the number three.
Kaitlin- Babz is the best friend anyone could have! she's so much better than you!!
Babz- Aw i less than three you Kaitlin!!
by babzie May 16, 2006
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you trying to catch these hands

If a guy says it it means are you trying to fight/do you want to fight but if a girl says it (to a guy) it means do you want me to give you a hand job basically
Guy: you trying to catch these hands
Other person: yeah come at me

Girl:you trying to catch these hands 😏
Guy: defiantly 😉
by Nikki3241 April 9, 2016
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i miss you some decent

like when you miss some one so much
by ssexy_white_gurl July 7, 2008
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I think i like you

The slut that keeps saying, "I think I like you." However, she keeps looking at your dick. You know what she really likes.
by amiaguyorgirlansweriamaguy October 25, 2013
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