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Sex Playlist

A go to list of sex positions you go to when you want to pull out all the stops in the bedroom.
Guy1: I had to go my sex playlist for my girlfriend last night.

Guy2: Variety is the spice of life, especially in the bedroom.
by Starving Artist246 May 17, 2025
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No sex vaccine push

The one being used in South Africa to try and force guys to get vaccines. Are there really a lot of oversexed husbands and significant others that would be at such a loss if the sex ended that they couldn't go on, and had to get a vaccine? Taking a stand does have a cost, but that doesn't mean it isn't worth a small sacrifice of a relationship with no sex if a guy really is determined not to get a vaccine, and not to let anyone push him into a line, including a female. You either stand or fall in line with the others.
If you've had any time in your life that you were celibate as a guy, you can think back to that, and even if it wasn't easy, you know you'll make it through because you have before. There might even be some good to come out of it, you won't know if you panic and say yes honey, I'll do whatever you want, I'll get an estrogen shot for you, just please don't stop fucking me (you can keep emasculating and pussifying me until you get your way). You don't have to get fucked to live, it's a luxury, not a necessity/requirement. If you want a life, you have to fight for it, otherwise you will keep falling in any line and wearing any covering the government or any other serious looking and sounding person tells you to without questioning them. They have stopped short of saying people should don a suit for nuclear holocaust to go outside, since people would know that was a silly thing to do, or order someone else to do. The no sex vaccine push by females shouldn't deter a committed guy from not getting a vaccine, and some guys will hopefully want to get one even less after they hear a female say that.
by The Original Agahnim August 19, 2021
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Sex Nug

Rather large Nugget shaped woman used for sexual pleasure
Damn that thicc girl gon be my sex nug”
by MiTheGoddess September 6, 2021
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Sex

The thing I will be doing with your mother tonight.
Your mother: we are going to eat earlier this evening because I will have sex later tonight with the person writing this definition.
by S_00_S September 5, 2021
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sex hornet

Someone whose sex that will sting you like you've never been stung before
She's gotta stinger that only a sex hornet knows how and who to sting
by anonymous April 9, 2022
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SEX

Is a sexual act
lets sex
by SagiriHimoto March 29, 2023
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Gay sauna sex

Since they were in a private school, Evan and Tanner’s locker room had a sauna in it, for boys that spent a lot of time working out or in sports. Luckily, this Wednesday was the day when there were no after school events scheduled. Despite this, Evan set Tanner down and locked the sauna door from the inside.
“It’s gonna be even more hot and steamy now,” said Tanner. Evan looked back at the tanned brunette to see he had laid down on his back on the bench of the sauna, with his legs spread wide in the air.
Evan’s eyes widened. Tanner was doing an almost perfect split, not to mention his dick and hole was in full display. His eyes filled with lust as he said “how are you doing that?”
“I did gymnastics for a few years, and I got really flexible,” replied Tanner. He smirked, then said “I can even fully suck my own dick.”
Evan looked weirdly more horny than he had two seconds ago. “Show me,” he said.
Tanner nodded, then stuck his head between his legs. Remembering that Evan was watching, he slowly licked around the tip of his dick and lightly kissed the top. He used his legs to push his head down a little more until he had the first 3 inches of his dick in his own mouth. He bobbed up and down for a while, making slurping noises while moaning. Evan was clearly turned on, because he was rock hard again and was stroking himself rather quickly. He was biting his lip and suppressing a loud moan.
Then Tanner brought his full dick into his mouth, and held it there for about 10 seconds before unfolding himself and looking up to Evan for approval. At that exact moment, Evan opened his mouth and moaned loudly, and shot all over Tanner’s chest. Tanner ran a finger along his chest, and licked the cum from his finger. “That tasted good, babe, but we have one more thing to do…” he said.
Tanner got on the sauna bench and bent over, face down ass up.
“Oh, fuck yeah” Evan said, walking over to position himself behind Tanner. “I don’t have a condom though.”
That’s fine,” Tanner said. “I want it raw. I want to feel you inside me. I want to feel your thick cock inside my tight little whore hole, fucking my brains out and making me scream.”
“Alright,” said Evan. “Slut. Get ready for me to absolutely rip your ass in half.”
“Go for it bitch.”
With that, Evan thrusted his entire length into Tanner’s ass, not even trying to ease his way into the ass fucking. Tanner didn’t feel much pain, because he had been practicing with *other things* for a while. Regardless, he let out a loud moan, and he drawled “fuck you feel good inside me. Go faster.”
Evan happily obliged, and began to thrust faster, and their balls started clapping together.
After a few minutes of them doing the sideways cha-cha, they both released whatever cum they had left and collapsed, Evan’s dick still inside Tanner.
“We gotta do that again.” they both agreed.
Gay sauna sex is the sequel to gay locker room sex.
by Call 429-256-9562 February 13, 2024
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