Cock Wagging

Cock Wagging (noun):
An ancient and totally unnecessary ritual where Homo Arroganticus feels compelled to flaunt their perceived superiority, achievements, or Instagram followers. Practiced by both men and women alike, it usually involves subtle tactics like flexing in a reflective surface, name-dropping, or loudly explaining Bitcoin to people who didn’t ask.

Side effects may include:
Eye rolling in nearby humans
Spontaneous allergic reactions to humility
And the mysterious vanishing of friends mid-conversation

Alex: “So I told Elon I’d only invest if I got equity and a Tesla Plaid…”
Jamie: “Dude. Stop cock wagging. We’re at a baby shower.”

by Mechmonkey64bit May 2, 2025

Booze Cock

When you get drunk off wine and fortnite and can't get it up anymore

"Josh couldn't finish with Kaitlyn last night, bad case of booze cock." "I heard that's his third time now."

by ShadyLamp109872 May 2, 2025

Booze Cock

We all have that one friend who can never pop a stiffy while boozing!

Person 1: Bro Josh had a crazy case of booze cock the other night. Supposedly he couldn't get it up after drinking wine and playing Fortnite for only 15 minutes.

Person 2: Damn, booze cock gets the best of us..

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025

Cock Rider

Another name for Chicken Jockey. To be specific a jockey that rides a male chicken.

That’s not just a chicken jockey. That’s a cock rider!

by Aslkmnqw May 8, 2025

Cock soldier

Someone (usually a man) who craves male attention, acceptance, and praise to the point of degrading himself and others. Often single and prone to blaming others for their self-pitying behavior.

Don’t bother, he’s a cock soldier. He gets no bitches lol

by Ibltst May 8, 2025