zombie

When you ejaculate into both of your partners eyes and they walk around your house like a zombie looking for a towel.

I tagged both this ho's peepers with my jizz and she did the zombie all over my crib!

by xxxrayjoe August 21, 2006

zombie

1)A mindless individual, we all know them. Usually they're the smart-ass kids who sit in front of you, the dumb-ass kids who sit behind you, or the kids who dont give a shit who sit somewhere inbetween.
2)democrat

The zombie who voted before me voted straight democrat.

by lastoftheidiots May 4, 2006

Abercrombie Zombie

wat alot of guys become so they can bang hot chicks.

me and every other person who can waste enough money is or wants to become

by Truth Bringer May 2, 2005

zombie

A woman or man who does absolutely nothing during sexual intercourse.

God damn it Susan stop being a fucking zombie!

Ugh... Betty was a zombie last night.

by Ken Liang October 1, 2006

Walking Zombie

When a man ejaculates into his sexual partner's face after getting dome, and punches her the forehead multiple times. Being unable to see, this forces the woman to attack blindly, and possibly moan, like a zombie.

"Hey Frank, have you seen the video of your mom doing the walking zombie?"

"Nope, can't say that I have."

by Dome King 2.0 October 1, 2008

Marvel zombie

An asshat who sucks Stan Lee's dick.

MZ: "Look, I'm not just saying that marvel has the most real and credible chatacters of them all, but we also have sorcerors, gods and aliens in our universe. So, marvel is perfect in any way possible..."

(quoted by a marvel zombie)

by ñiu July 11, 2016

Zombie-Video

A video that was once passed around via email or once viral and has been dead, but now in circulation again. Possibly infected with some sort of undead virus.

The Wassup Superfriends True Budweiser commercial is a classic Zombie-Video.

by Weeble-Wabble March 15, 2010