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Wait... You're Single?

A common question that girls or boys would ask the opposite sex when they find out this answer.
Wait... You're Single? I didn't know that.
by Bob Chum Person April 21, 2018
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You're so portuguese

A word used by the famous internet celebrity Markiplier, it's used in any random context but the most common use for it currently is referring to someone or something as cute or adorable. it also should be taken in consideration that the phrase is used predominantly towards cats due to the nature of the phrase coming from Markiplier saying to a cat in a video game
Cat : "Meoooow"
Markiplier : "Ohoho you're so Portuguese"
by RaeRaelo November 28, 2023
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YOU'RE A POOPY HEAD!

An insult used by people under the age of 8. It is used when a child calls someone a "Poopy Head" It is also used in a joking manner by people over the age of 8. The word "Poopy Head" is basically "Sh*t Head" but for toddlers.
Child 1:" WHY DID YOU BROKE MY LEGOS?!"
Child 2: "Because "You're a poopy head!"
by Lucash9909 April 6, 2024
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No, YOU'RE an insurrection!

Yeahahahah... Totally. Didn't direct anything. I literally just did this. You sat there and watched the whole time. It WASN'T THAT. It was this.
Retard "No, YOU'RE an insurrection!"

Hym "Yeah, that's like you're one trick, isn't it? And that claim that I don't think Schizophrenia is real? That's what I mean when I talk about reductio ad absurdum. You hoist the reductio ad absurdum and then try to rope me in to talking parallel to the thing I ACTUALLY said. Doesn't work. I do want to see you guess explain this to ANYONE. 'Yeah, we did a truman show to a guy and then when he threatened kids over it we monetized it and piled on while doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to prevent Hym from getting within arms reach of a kid.' That'll go over well. Especially now that online influencer can be liable for radicallizing their viewer... We all know exactly how far I'll go to impress little Emma over there. So... Yeah."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
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-"You get what I'm saying?"

-"I'm scoopin' what you're poopin'."
by AHixson March 8, 2024
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You're gonna need a bigger mansion

What da ghostbusters told da owners of da infamous Long Island "horror house" when they saw da true scope of said dwelling's supernatural presence.
As substantial as da three-story domicile on Ocean Avenue in AmityVILLE has become, one hasta wonder if da former owners were told, "You're gonna need a bigger MANSION" in order to better deal with said residence's paranormal entities, just as Amity ISLAND's deep-sea-fishing captain was told dat he was gonna need a bigger BOAT when they saw da actual size of da aquatic carnivore dat they were dealing with.
by QuacksO March 29, 2025
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if you're from Africa, why are you white?

a thing that Karen Smith would say.
"if you're from Africa, why are you white?" - Karen Smith.

"oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white..." - Gretchen Wieners, the daughter of the man who invented toaster strudel.
by hermione p October 12, 2023
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