(v.) 1. to call into question another's fidelity 2. an investigative method using the olfactory system to determine if a boyfriend has been with another woman
Girlfriend: "Where you been? You know what time it is, fool?"
Boyfriend: "Chill, I was out with the fellas!"
Girlfriend: "Ah-uh, fool! You were out with bitches, weren't you? Let me smell yo dick!"
Boyfriend: "Chill, I was out with the fellas!"
Girlfriend: "Ah-uh, fool! You were out with bitches, weren't you? Let me smell yo dick!"
by Noam Chumpsky April 28, 2008
by kaitlynnoyewole December 05, 2020
Jenny: Oh my god. There's a dog on fire outside!
Harold: Yo Mama on fire outside!
Jenny: Where?!
Kenny: Relax Jenny. That's only his Yo Mama Reflex.
Harold: That's only yo mama's Yo Mama Reflex!
Harold: Yo Mama on fire outside!
Jenny: Where?!
Kenny: Relax Jenny. That's only his Yo Mama Reflex.
Harold: That's only yo mama's Yo Mama Reflex!
by Swid December 30, 2005
slang for "calm yourself."
by mi19 February 26, 2011
Yo mama's so fat that the National Weather Service names all of her farts.
Yo mama's so fat that when she ran out into the street and I tried swerving around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mama's so old she has an autographed Bible.
Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama's so ugly, we call Henry Ford our savior for inventing a way to escape her.
Yo mama's so fat that when God said "Let there be light", he told her to get the fuck out of the way!
Yo mama's so stupid that she yelled into an envelope to send a voicemail.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning!
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks past the TV, you miss 3 episodes of the show!
Yo mama's so fat that when she ran out into the street and I tried swerving around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mama's so old she has an autographed Bible.
Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama's so ugly, we call Henry Ford our savior for inventing a way to escape her.
Yo mama's so fat that when God said "Let there be light", he told her to get the fuck out of the way!
Yo mama's so stupid that she yelled into an envelope to send a voicemail.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning!
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks past the TV, you miss 3 episodes of the show!
My favorite one: Yo mama's so fat, when Dracula sucked her blood, he got Diabetes!
That's just a TEENY bit of all the Yo Mama Jokes I know.
That's just a TEENY bit of all the Yo Mama Jokes I know.
by GroominGabe February 25, 2015
Fifteen men on the dead man’s chest,
Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest,
Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!
Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest,
Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!
by kittens Σ:3 July 08, 2014
A 12 year old started dissing me in the COD lobby, so I told him to drop his address so I could, "deek yo claddy."
by ThaBoiChommey March 23, 2021